Other joke threads got me thinking. We do bits where I work that involve guys vs. girls or Universities vs. Universities. I'm looking for some good jokes that I can throw into the bit. Guy bashing: What did God say after creating man? I can do better. Why did God create man? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn Girl Bashing: Why do women fake orgasms? They think we care! Why do women wear white when they get married? Because all major appliances come in white. School Bashing: Why do Longhorns wear orange? Jail on Friday, Game on Saturday, and picking up trash on Sunday. Why don't they have Christmas pageants in College Station? They can't find three wise men and a virgin. What do you get if you drive real slow through Lubbock? A Bachelors Degree. Etc... Any good ones?
What do you call 11 guys in a jail cell? Texas Longhorns Three 8th grade girls in a classroom...a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head. Which one do you date? The blonde of course...she's the only one who's 18.
There is a Greek saying that goes, as best as I could translate it, "God was smart enough to create women and not keep one for Himself."
I'll use this one. Thanks. Speaking of school songs, tonight we had Mike Sherman (Aggie Coach) and Phil Dawson (Former Longhorn Kicker) at the bar and we got them on stage to thumb wrestle. They were too nice to each other to actually have one win, but it was pretty funny to get them up like that. Then we just piled on OU Sooners.
