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Best John Madden Impersonation (for debut with Texans)

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by IROC it, Jul 31, 2002.

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  1. IROC it

    IROC it Contributing Member

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    John Madden is a major "captain obvious" doofus. Here's my rendition of what he'll probably say on his MNF debut with the Texans.

    "You see this guy here, number 8, that's Carr, he's the quarterback. And he has the arm.. see (circles arm)... now what he's doing is lookin', lookin' (arrow, arrow) and he's tryin' to spot this guy down here in the endzone. Now if he throws the ball, as we see the tape rolling there... if he throws it to the endzone and this guy here (circles) catches it in the endzone, that's a touchdown... That's what I think Carr's tryin'a'do."

    Doof
     
    #1 IROC it, Jul 31, 2002
  2. Roc Paint

    Roc Paint Contributing Member

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    Maybe Ace can bring us some helpful hardwear. Like a Lombardi Trophy.
    :)
     
    #2 Roc Paint, Jul 31, 2002
  3. The Summit

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    I dont think that Madden will do the first Texans game, it is on ESPN Sunday Night Football, not MNF.
     
    #3 The Summit, Jul 31, 2002
  4. Refman

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    I wish Madden would just get to the point and say: You see that? So did I."

    And if I ever see him with a six legged turkey again...I'll barf. :mad:
     
    #4 Refman, Jul 31, 2002
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    He is...next monday against the Bills. Texans and Madden's debut.
     
    #5 hoopgod13, Jul 31, 2002
  6. Hey Now!

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    it's on MNF (august 5) and madden will be working it.
     
    #6 Hey Now!, Jul 31, 2002
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    giants, actually.
     
    #7 Hey Now!, Jul 31, 2002
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