Technically, it sounds like you sexually harassed her tbh. At least that's the headline she's gonna use at brunch with the ladies. RIP fam. Nobody is safe in the post-Wonder Woman movie world.
Luckily my girl can snore when allergies are bad. I can get a nice rub in a quiet manner if the conditions are right. If the snoring stops the rub stops. You can never be caught. OP is amateur.
How the hell do you get caught? Were you just lounging in the bed or on the couch in plain site? Man go to the shitter, lock the door, wait till she goes to the store, etc. You can't get caught like that!
Don't feel bad about it and don't let her make you feel bad about it. Jerking off has nothing to do with how good or bad your sex life is, its just plain fun. In fact jerking off helps improve your stroke timing. She should play with herself too, it'll make her less of a ****ing prude. Dude your body is a ****ing science experiment, go nuts and if she doesn't like it just tell her you'll start banging skanks to fix your masturbation problem since it bothers her so much
This. Apologize to her and her family on Twitter ASAP. Handled incorrectly, you could goto jail for this.
First off, it is your house. As long as you were not out in the open you masterbate if you want to. Second, what is she 12? Why the hell does she care if you masterbate; she should assume you masterbate; just like you should assume she masterbates too. As far as how to handle it? Depends on her personality. If you are pissed that she is angry, and she is timid.... then throw it back into her face and tell her that you masterbate because she hasn't upped her game. Tell her that you have not been happy about it, but since you love her you took measures to not call her out on her mediocre game. Within a month you will be popping her in the ass, she will be in chains and screw anyway and anyone you want. As for me? My wife wouldn't care.... but if I was in private and she caught me, and she complained.... I would tell her she is absurd and walk away. Seriously, what adult gets angry that someone masterbates.
My last girlfriend thought masturbating to p*rn was considered cheating. Needless to say, it didn't last very long.
Seriously. You don't even have to wait for her to leave, just go in the bathroom, lock the door, turn the fan on and GIT ER DONE.
I guess I'm lucky. My GF wants to join in when she suspects I'm rubbing one out, even though I might not be. Needless to say, I make a lot of moves that make it seem like I'm rubbing one out!!!
Damn, you got a seriously insecure girlfriend on your hands (or maybe not in your hands, which is why she has an issue). Tell her that bros all over the world do it, and it's just part of nature.....not an indictment on her. Unless it IS an indictment on her, in which case she needs to get her **** together so you don't have to turn to Rosie Palms and her five friends.
