I need ideas for a bachelor party that don't include strippers or prostitutes. I know most of the replies will be nonsensical blabbering about strippers, but hopefully there will be a few that are interesting. Thanks in advance.
Well, for mine, we went to the dog track... Then we went to see strippers...Can't avoid it... or just go camping and run around naked in the wilderness...
It's tough to find an activity that everyone in the groom's party will like. My buddies and I played 18 holes of golf and went to a ballgame in the evening for my bachelor party.
i went to 2 'parties'. 1. we went tubing in 200degree weather 2. we went to play basketball at a church and get this.. we couldn't curse since it was at the church!
My anxious-ass friend couldn't even go to a Coyote Ugly-esque bar for his bachelor party. (Non-nude, yet skimpy hot chicks dancing on the bar, for the uninformed.) He's not religious or anything....just anxious. We were all confused as to what the hell to do. He then proceeded to get completely bombed and start blathering on about needing to go "do his thing," which meant his drunk ass was going to go wander around Chicago piss-drunk at 5 in the morning. He then proceeded to tell me that if I told him I had to go "do my thing," he would respect it and that I was disrespecting him by not letting him "do his thing." I was seriously thinking I was going to have to knock him out to get him into a cab and back home. He left the bar after I went to get reinforcements. We looked for him, but couldn't find him. He stumbled home about 10am with zero memory of where he'd been or what he'd been doing for the last five hours. I have weird friends. Moral of the story? : Save yourself the trouble: go to the titty bar.
if you want to go out of town, i did this on a guy's trip http://www.class-vi.com/ river rafting, rock climbing....base jumping wasn't a bachelor party just a guy reunion trip, so you're call. i've done New Orleans (pre-Katrina) and Miami as bachelor parties, but honestly, there was a lot of nudity involved
Go on a safari and kill a lion. Or if you would like to have some money later in life, go hunting for wild boar or something. Or you could sail to Cuba and smuggle some cigars, though that might be a little risky. Go on a fishing trip on a big-ass boat, catch some sharks, or huge squid or something. Buy gorilla costumes and hide in trash cans then jump out and scare people.
I've been to a couple of clean bachelor parties and here is what we did: - Dinner at Bonedaddy's or Hooters or any other place that has half naked waitresses. - Drink and play games at Dave and Busters - Go to a comedy club together - Get a big poker game together (X rated playing cards encouraged) - Hang out in the back yard with a grill, everybody brings something to throw on. Basically, stick to greasy food and beer, find an activity to keep you entertained, and try to find some hot girls somewhere to embarrass the groom with.
Oh, I see. Keeping it on the down low, because someone is standing around you. Everyone switch to our secret code language and pull out your decoders. No b****es allowed!!! Oh ****, my decoder doesn't work!!! forget it.
