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Astros New LF!!!

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Bobblehead, Dec 20, 2005.

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  1. Bobblehead

    Bobblehead Contributing Member

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    Wow McLane only paid $230,000 for this guy!!!
    Awesome!!
    He's over 10 feet tall...real nice with the Crawford boxes behind him.
    He's pretty powerful at the plate....over 250hp.

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    He runs almost 20mph....real fast on the basepaths.
    With over 47,000lb, No way Kendall tries to get in his way.
    Nice slide home!!!!

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    I'm so glad McLane and Purpura are doing things to improve this ballclub.


    You don't like sarcasm people..then screw you!!! :p
     
    #1 Bobblehead, Dec 20, 2005
  2. Hakeem06

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    HILARIOUS!!!!

    i love it. a tractor has become our best offseason move....unbelievable.
     
    #2 Hakeem06, Dec 21, 2005
  3. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    Your previous thread is forgiven!

    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #3 Joshfast, Dec 21, 2005
  4. Rule0001

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    you might need to rest him however. He has the tendency to run out of gas.
     
    #4 Rule0001, Dec 21, 2005
  5. VesceySux

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    I hear we're in the running to sign Diet Pepsi Machine to replace Clemens.
     
    #5 VesceySux, Dec 21, 2005
  6. Aceshigh7

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    Classic man. Just classic. :D
     
    #6 Aceshigh7, Dec 21, 2005
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    thats friggin hilarious.. :D
     
    #7 Mr. Brightside, Dec 21, 2005
  8. Mr. Mooch

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    I wonder if he will bat cleanup?
     
    #8 Mr. Mooch, Dec 21, 2005
  9. Uprising

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    Definetly better than your other thread.
     
    #9 Uprising, Dec 21, 2005
  10. superden

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    agreed :D
     
    #10 superden, Dec 21, 2005
  11. RunninRaven

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    Preliminary reports indicate Milo Hamilton is referring to this new, electric player as "Dozie"
     
    #11 RunninRaven, Dec 21, 2005
  12. russian88

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    That's our "big trade".
     
    #12 russian88, Dec 21, 2005
  13. sums41

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    Very nice!!!
     
    #13 sums41, Dec 21, 2005
  14. Bobblehead

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    Funny. I guess McLane needs to by a pump for the locker room, Or he can use the Conoco Pump in Left.
     
    #14 Bobblehead, Dec 21, 2005
  15. msn

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    You, sir, are a turkey.

    I first saw this at 2am last night, exhausted (and thus not as apt to see a joke coming). The thread title got me all freakin' excited like the big Dalati rumor finally materialized, then I saw a freakin' bulldozer.

    What a sucker punch. Turkey. :p
     
    #15 msn, Dec 21, 2005
  16. Bobblehead

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    Gobble Gobble
     
    #16 Bobblehead, Dec 21, 2005
  17. right1

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    Maybe Drayton will sign Robert Traylor as our new catcher.
     
    #17 right1, Dec 21, 2005
  18. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    "hands, what hands?"
     
    #18 pgabriel, Dec 21, 2005
  19. Toast

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    I thought of the same exact commercial when opening this thread.

    Awesome! :D
     
    #19 Toast, Dec 21, 2005
  20. Surfguy

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    This is great stuff! :D

    Too bad we cannot hack the Chronicle's website and make this the front page story. Hehe.

    "Astros sign new left fielder, Mr. Caterpillar!"
     
    #20 Surfguy, Dec 21, 2005
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