You're about to take on aliens, terrorists, or whatever, and you need to assemble the baddest movie character mofos for your 5 member strike team. Who's it going to be? Mine would be - 1. William Dafoe - Sgt. Ellis - Platoon Sgt. Ellis is not only a good soldier, but provides a nice moral compass to keep the rest of my unit in check. Plus, he's not afraid to hit the ganja. 2. Barry Pepper - Pvt Jackson - Saving Private Ryan If I need someone to take out the enemy from a distance Pvt Jackson is my guy. He was able to shoot an enemy sniper though his scope! 3. Adam Baldwin - Animal Mother - Full Metal Jacket Sure he's a little racist, but when the s*** goes down he knows how to light up the enemy. 4. Bill Paxton - Hudson - Aliens He's kinda a pu**y, a quitter, and has an overall negative attitude, but damnit he's funny. 5. Arnold - Dutch - Predator I can't think of anyone else I would rather lead this group then the best action hero of all time. He was able to take down the predator single handedly, and he would always have a few cheesy one liners to lighten the mood.
You're not f***in' with this crew... Kurt Russell - Wyatt Earp - Tombstone Wesley Snipes - Blade - Blade Viggo Mortenson - Nikolai - Eastern Promises Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden - Fight Club Keanu Reeves - Neo - The Matrix
1. Roddy Piper <div style="width:150px;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com/photos/roddy-piper-they-live-i-have-come-here-to-chew-bubblegum-and-kick-ass-and-im-all-out-of-bubblegum--3427191"><img src="http://content9.flixster.com/photo/34/27/19/3427191_gal.jpg" border="0"/></a><div style="text-align:center;font-size:10px;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com">Flixster</a> - Share Movies</div></div> 2. Bruce Willis <div style="width:680px;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com/photos/bruce-willis-die-hard-bruce-willis-10232909"><img src="http://content7.flixster.com/photo/10/23/29/10232909_gal.jpg" border="0"/></a><div style="text-align:center;font-size:10px;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com">Flixster</a> - Share Movies</div></div> 3. Bill Murray <div style="width:319px;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com/photos/bill-murray-stripes-john-winger-12033513"><img src="http://content7.flixster.com/photo/12/03/35/12033513_gal.jpg" border="0"/></a><div style="text-align:center;font-size:10px;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com">Flixster</a> - Share Movies</div></div> 4. John Belushi <div style="width:430px;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com/photos/the-radio-is-wrong-9159026"><img src="http://content8.flixster.com/photo/91/59/02/9159026_gal.jpg" border="0"/></a><div style="text-align:center;font-size:10px;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com">Flixster</a> - Share Movies</div></div> 5. Ruth Gordon <div style="font-size:11px; text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com/actor/ruth-gordon"> <img src="http://content7.flixster.com/photo/30/76/14/3076141_tml.jpg" width="240" height="240" alt="Ruth Gordon" /></a><br/><a href="http://www.flixster.com/actor/ruth-gordon">Ruth Gordon</a></div>
Roll 'em out! The Non Replaceable: Jason Statham - Transporter Daniel Craig - Bond Matt Damon - Jason Bourne Chloe Moretz - Mindy
1. Bill Bixby - David Banner - The Hulk David Banner will try to reason with his opponents, initially. This, of course, will be followed by a brutal beating. Since Lou Ferigno is not on my unit, the Hulk will not be in the picture, however Banner's beating will inspire the other four. 2. Richard Tyson - Buddy Revell - Three O'clock High Buddy will frighten his opponent with anxiety, by demanding a challenge several hours after their initial meeting. 3. Samuel L Jackson - Mace Windu - Star Wars series Mr. Windu is the most powerful member of the Jedi nobility. Very prolific alien slayer, who may even quote Ezekiel 25:17. 4. Jim Brown - Byron Williams - Mars Attacks Easily the greatest football player ever, who can punch faces all day long. Will work for free if Pam Grier is invited. 5. David Hess - Krug Stillo - Last House on the Left Krug has no boundaries. And you better believe brutal rape will be on the menu.
Good thread. 1: Brock Samson Role: The enforcer Forget your Chuck Norris BS. Brock Samson is badass defined. Maybe he's a glorified Wet Nurse at times on the show, but you can't forget his roots in the OSI and his love of dismantling thugs with his bare hands, and his love of Led Zep. 2: Jason James Richter. Free Willy 2 version (obviously) Role: The misfit who has an ace up his sleeve JJR is the king of animals, and he will be able to summon Killer Whales at will. This will obviously be vital to killing lots of bad guys. 3: Mark Gormley Role: The quiet assassin Gormely may be the greatest single entity known in existence and for one sole reason: the power stance. The power stance is so powerful that as one youtube user put it "it would be the only thing needed in a case for humanity". Gormley's power stance ranks #1 is the most lethal move any human being has ever had. 4: Rebecca Black Role: Psychological warfare specialist Rebecca Black is a loaded weapon. There is no need for extreme torture tactics like waterboarding when R Bizzy is on your squad. One listen to her brand of music has been known to make the most notorious of mobsters sing like canaries within 4 seconds flat. 5: Scrooge McDuck Role: The financier + adventurer Life is like a hurricane in Duckburg. Scrooge is the money behind the operation. You need anything? Scrooge got it down. You need a chopper? Scrooge on it. You need bottle Service in the club? Scrooge got it and you know a dude who swims in money gonna make it rain all night.
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield - Pulp Fiction Does he look like a b****? Robert Patrick - T1000 - Terminator 2 Robot made of liquid metal. What else is there to say about him Gerald Butler - King Leonidas - 300 Would die instead of give up and surrender. This is SPAAAAAARTAAA!!! Clint Eastwood - Inspector Harry Callahan The biggest badass of all time behind Chuck Norris ofcourse (Chuck's not on this list. As someone posted earlier, you wouldn't need the other 4 if he was) Angelina Jolie - Fox - Wanted Gotta have a sexy lady on the squad
Well ****, don't know how to post images.... 1- Willow the Midget from "Willow" 2- Willows little friend 3- BeetleJuice from BubbleBoy/Howard Stern 4- Michael Jordan-Space Jam 5- Mark Paul Gosselair and Breckin Meyer from that crappy show on TNT.
