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Arian Buys the Offensive Line Segways for Christmas

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Harrisment, Dec 20, 2012.

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  1. Harrisment

    Harrisment Member

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    (video spoiler'd due to auto-play)
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    #1 Harrisment, Dec 20, 2012
  2. LonghornFan

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    Does his Segway fall down after three yards too?
     
    #2 LonghornFan, Dec 20, 2012
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  3. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Pancakes looks like he just woke up from a nap in a small oven. Jesus.
     
    #3 Ziggy, Dec 20, 2012
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    Not sure how lonf they will last since the the weight limit on those is 260 lbs.
     
    #4 DonkeyMagic, Dec 20, 2012
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    Don't be silly... there is no way he could fit in a small oven.
    I feel sorry for the guy. He really needs to lose weight badly
     
    #5 DonkeyMagic, Dec 20, 2012
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    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    just fattening up his linemen by eliminating some cardio..
     
    #6 kaleidosky, Dec 20, 2012
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    Pancakes is so disgusting, I gagged a little.
     
    #7 kevC, Dec 20, 2012
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    that dude is a heart attack waiting to happen.. he needs to get on the weight loss program they advertise on the radio
     
    #8 Precision340, Dec 20, 2012
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    They really wanted a Buick.
     
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    I wonder how pancakes feels being around some of the most in-shape and healthy physical specimens on the planet looking like he does.
     
    #10 TheRealist137, Dec 20, 2012
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    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Does this "joke" lose it's affect after +3 attempts?
     
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    As long as we don't see any of them riding rascals I'm good.
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    *squints*
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    #13 SwoLy-D, Dec 20, 2012
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    Fah reals.. he's an eye sore
     
    #14 ynelilvs99, Dec 20, 2012
  15. LonghornFan

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    3+ reps for it, I guess not. Need a tissue?
     
    #15 LonghornFan, Dec 20, 2012
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    He doesn't care. He's around that age where he's "given up".
     
    #16 htownrox1, Dec 20, 2012
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    #17 Spacemoth, Dec 20, 2012
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