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Andre Johnson Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Commodore, Mar 2, 2015.

  1. sammy

    sammy Contributing Member

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    AJ needed to get leaner. He looks too swoll to play WR.
     
  2. Nick

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    FIFY

    Father time is undefeated.
     
  3. Uprising

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    FIFY....
     
  4. Nick

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    Uhh... so that was weird... we both type nearly the exact same thing at the exact same time?

    jinx.
     
  5. Uprising

    Uprising Contributing Member

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    LOL. I saw that after typing.

    I saw the word swoll...and first thing that popped into my head was slow.
     
  6. SwoLy-D

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    You saw "swoll" and you thought "slow"? That's it, man. We can no longer be friends. :(

    :p
     
  7. Nick

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    Yeah.... same, except I thought "old".

    Not sure why you deleted the father time is undefeated part... that was the most uncanny aspect as I'm pretty sure I've never typed that colloquialism before (and generally cringe when people use it, since there are examples of older players having resurgent years.... just not AJ).
     
  8. J.R.

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">And where's Andre Johnson? 148 snaps this season, just 18 targets and 7 catches. Has more drops (1) than touchdowns (0).</p>&mdash; Zak Keefer (@zkeefer) <a href="https://twitter.com/zkeefer/status/648513660424335360">September 28, 2015</a></blockquote>
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    Refuse to believe he thought the Colts were the best team to go to, instead signing with them to "get back" at Houston. Green Bay? New England? Seattle?

    Then again
    1. Maybe he got more bad advice from his agent/uncle(?).
    2. Say. . .NE, maybe Belichick cuts his ass for being washed up like O'Brien.
     
  9. Indaface

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    I just wanna say thanks to Andre for his great career here and everything he has done. I also appreciate him Ed Reed'ing the Colts out of 10 million guaranteed.

    A True Texan at heart
     
  10. oelman44

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    I feel bad for him. I don't want him to make the Colts that much better, but I wanted him to have some success in his twilight years. AJ was and always will be a Texan in my heart. Miss that man.
     
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    I was gonna cheer for Andre regardless of who he played for....


    except DAL or any AFC South squad
    If he had dogged HOU like a certain Caucasian SF did, I'd have really said f*** him
    So Dre, it's not f*** you.... I just hope you continue sucking
     
  13. Sydeffect

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    He did dog Houston very passive aggressively though
     
  14. Indaface

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    He did but he at least had 11 years of being here went to what everyone thought would be a better situation and mainly was dogging the current coaching staff/front office...pretty boy dogged the city itself and made it seem like he was upgrading by leaving here and going with Cuban and the Mavs
     
  15. Mr. Clutch

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    Fantasy relevance zero... until he plays the Texans.
     
  17. liveguy

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    Pretty much! lol
     
  18. rawbrah

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    Dat face when Jaelen caught that hail mary pass


    AJ seems like a bigger b**** than Mallet
     
  19. KingCheetah

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    A guy in my league started him every game this year -- except this one.
     
  20. shastarocket

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    I couldn't help but lol

    Texans have officially hit rock bottom
     

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