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Anderson: How to close the deal

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Will, Sep 3, 1999.

  1. Will

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    First of all, Vecsey is a jackass. But never mind. Here's the point:

    Vecsey writes, "Anderson is on his way to Houston for one final visit before he makes up his mind between the Rockets and Pacers."

    One final visit to Houston. Evidently happening right about now. And what's happening in Houston this weekend? The Comets are playing at Compaq Center for their third straight WNBA championship. And who was at the last WNBA playoff game at Compaq Center? Steve Francis.

    The Comets play tomorrow. Everyone knows they're going to smoke the Liberty and reaffirm their dynasty. You can be sure that every Rocket who's anywhere in the vicinity will be there. The Comets will win. The confetti will fall. The house will rock. If the Rockets ever wanted to give Shandon Anderson a taste of what it will be like to win a championship in Houston, this is it.

    Is Anderson coming to Houston Saturday? Has Les Alexander reserved a courtside seat for him, right next to Francis? My gut says yes. But if not, get on the stick, folks. Send him that ticket, and save him that seat.
     
  2. hoopjunkie

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    Way to go Will! Great idea. Give him a taste of CLUTCH CITY.

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  3. Clutch

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    How not to close the deal:

    Set him up with Tina Thompson.

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    he he he.

    Tina might not close it, but Sheryl could. [​IMG]

    "Oh lawd, I think I'm going to need a drank."
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  6. Will

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    You know, that's not a bad suggestion. Not only is Sheryl hot, she's just getting or gotten divorced, right?

    Then, again, maybe it's not a good idea to set Shandon up with a woman who's (drum roll, please) on the rebound.
     
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    Hey, what's wrong with Tina?????? [​IMG]

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  8. hoopjunkie

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    Will,

    I know she filed for divorce, but I don't know if that means it's final.

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  9. payaso

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    yah... if i'm an NBA baller, i'm sure to be a WNBA groupie during the summer, given the preponderance of hotties the league has to offer...

    huh?

    RIGHT...

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  10. outlaw

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    Tina is much prettier than Sheryl in my opinion. And she seems like a nicer person too.
     
  11. Pippen33

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    Tina has Big Lips.
     
  12. thacabbage

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    ill put my vote in for sheryl right now...
     
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    I'll tag along Stevie's tour of H-town that Chuck is leading, thank you very much.
     
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    Hey guys good idea but instead of courtside seats put swoopes to sit on ANDERSON's lap between Quaters!

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  15. SamCassell

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    Ugh. You guys can have the Comets girls. I'm more than happy that we will take home our 3rd WNBA championship this year, but the players as a whole are less than attractive. [​IMG]

    But hey diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Or something like that!
     
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    Cassell-
    LOL!

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  17. outlaw

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    gee. let me guess who's your type...anna kournikova? boring...
     
  18. Pippen33

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    Anna Kournikova is Boring?
    No way man

    Im pissed she didnt play in the US Open.
     
  19. outlaw

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    she's a freaking barbie-doll who has is only famous for her looks and not her game.
     
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    Anna Kournikova is a swell looker any way you slice her and I do not care about her game whatsoever.
     

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