Invisible Fan, you are the man! I googled high and low for that article. I guess keeping something off Google is how you keep the New York Times Co. from knocking at your door (or maybe my google skills aren't all that).
You must not watch the news or read the paper. I see stories there about nobodies running into stuff quite a bit. Like the drunk that ran into a house. I don't remember his name, because he ain't famous.
That is the drawback to being famous. The upside is getting paid millions of dollars. I, for one, would be happy to have the press invade my personal life if I got paid millions of dollars every year.