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Ama’re Stoudemire Puts An Ad on Craigslist to Lure Carmelo Anthony

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by TheTruth, Dec 15, 2010.

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  1. TheTruth

    TheTruth Contributing Member

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    http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/2010/12/amare-stoudemire-puts-an-ad-on-craigslist-for-carmelo/

    28 Year-Old NBA Superstar seeks 26 year old fellow NBA Superstar to join in quest for NBA Title.

    Requirements:

    Maintaining excellent team rapport while putting up All-Star caliber stats.

    Ability to deflect media scrutiny with wit, charm, and confidence.

    Ability to score 40+ points on any given night.

    Willing to forgo playing defense for the good of the team.

    Experience:

    NBA Experience for 7 Years or More.

    Some college preferred, no degree required.

    Must be current Team Superstar looking for a change of scenery in a contract year.

    Must have played in big games on the MSG Floor at least on the Collegiate level.

    Best chance to land this job is if your name rhymes with Barbello Banthony.

    Please submit resume to joinamare@gmail.com

    Compensation: $17+ Million per year
     
    #1 TheTruth, Dec 15, 2010
  2. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    The Knicks are gunna lose draft picks if this blatant tampering continues.

    They are really pushing it.
     
    #2 REEKO_HTOWN, Dec 15, 2010
  3. RedRedemption

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    Last time I checked Barbello Banthony isn't a current NBA player. ;)
     
    #3 RedRedemption, Dec 15, 2010
  4. Steve_Francis_rules

    Steve_Francis_rules Member

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    That ad is clearly a joke, man. If nothing else, the "Willing to forgo playing defense for the good of the team" should have clued you in.
     
    #4 Steve_Francis_rules, Dec 15, 2010
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    real talk..wonder what Gallanili thinks of this
     
    #5 javal_lon, Dec 15, 2010
  6. DieHard Rocket

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    You really think someone actually with the Knicks put this up? lol
     
    #6 DieHard Rocket, Dec 15, 2010
  7. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    I don't care. I'm just ****ing tied of all this player to player tampering.

    Maybe I'm just frustrated None of our player have enough star power to woo any top players here.
     
    #7 REEKO_HTOWN, Dec 15, 2010
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    lol hilarious
     
    #8 trueroxfan, Dec 15, 2010
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    Can I apply?
     
    #9 apollo33, Dec 15, 2010
  10. blackistan

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    Haha this is amazing
     
    #10 blackistan, Dec 15, 2010
  11. KingStevo10

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    Amare for the win :grin:

    Very creative :eek:
     
    #11 KingStevo10, Dec 15, 2010
  12. Steve_Francis_rules

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    You're tired of all the player to player tampering, which in this case almost certainly doesn't involve any player on the Knicks? :confused:
     
    #12 Steve_Francis_rules, Dec 15, 2010
  13. The Situation

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    How do we know it's Amare and not some fan?
     
    #13 The Situation, Dec 15, 2010
  14. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    That is a really good point. But can you really pretend you are someone else on the internet? :confused:
     
    #14 B-Bob, Dec 15, 2010
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