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40 Ways to Make the Pizza Guy Feel Nervous

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Obito, Dec 15, 2009.

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  1. Smokey

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    I asked for no sugar on my french toast.

    Sorry sir, I'll have it right back.

    How does it (my ass) taste?

    It's good.
     
    #21 Smokey, Dec 16, 2009
  2. Tigerknee

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    My side is bursting due to excessive laughter. :rolleyes:
     
    #22 Tigerknee, Dec 16, 2009
  3. DonkeyMagic

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    you know what else is funny?

    If someone asks you "can i see that"....hold the object up and say "see it" and then don't hand it to them.

    HILARIOUS!
     
    #23 DonkeyMagic, Dec 16, 2009
  4. Creepy Crawl

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    Do you have Prince Albert in a can? ...... You better let him out!!!!! LOLZ! :)
     
    #24 Creepy Crawl, Dec 16, 2009
  5. ima_drummer2k

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    Caller: Is your refrigerator running? *snicker*

    Pizza guy: Yes.

    Caller: Well, you better go catch it!!!

    :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
     
    #25 ima_drummer2k, Dec 16, 2009
  6. Precision340

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    not to mention that if they're pissed off at you they'll be adding "extra ingredients" to your food :eek:
     
    #26 Precision340, Dec 16, 2009
  7. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    hilarious scene
     
    #27 kaleidosky, Dec 16, 2009
  8. justtxyank

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    Hey op, do you like seafood?

    [​IMG]

    Haha made you look!
     
    #28 justtxyank, Dec 16, 2009
  9. leroy

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    #44. Show the pizza guy this list and watch him cringe at the thought that someone might think it's actually funny.
     
    #29 leroy, Dec 16, 2009
  10. Obito

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    What's up with people these days?

    It's a joke, take a chill pill.
     
    #30 Obito, Dec 16, 2009
  11. Convictedstupid

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    I lol'ed.
     
    #31 Convictedstupid, Dec 16, 2009
  12. Mr. Brightside

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    I thought the list was funny, but I spoke to bigtexxx and he didn't think it was too funny. Thus he is thinking about banning you.
     
    #32 Mr. Brightside, Dec 16, 2009
  13. Obito

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    Tell him I said thanks.
     
    #33 Obito, Dec 16, 2009
  14. ima_drummer2k

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    Beg him not to during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”
     
    #34 ima_drummer2k, Dec 16, 2009
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