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[2012] Texans cheerleader tryout

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by got em COACH, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. DieHard Rocket

    DieHard Rocket Contributing Member

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    Oh, by the way, finals aren't until draft day. So not sure how they "won" already.
     
  2. Honey Bear

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    They won by getting with me.
     
  3. studogg

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    I'm sorry - I generally ignore you and subscribe to the "don't feed the trolls" philosophy..

    but how is it that you equate yourself with class?
     
  4. Honey Bear

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    It's actually a keeping it real philosophy. The word troll comes from people who feel insecure in the presence of real talk. You know how women can be when it comes to being direct.

    I'm widely regarded as a classy guy because
    a. I have standards and
    b. I'm honest about who I am.

    I may not do the whole, guy meets girl online, chats on msn for 50 hours, takes her out to dinner for 3 dates, hangs out at world of warcraft online lounge for 2 dates, watches netflix for 1 date, then gets first kiss routine that you're familiar with and consider "classy" and "appropriate" but I do what I know best.

    And that's bringing the rain. Shower them with my swag, some Louis Vitton and Jimmy Choo, brunch at Paul and dinner at Chilli's, bedtime at my place. In the shower. on the kitchen floor. Maybe even up against the door. Cuz I know when you with me, you wanna be a whoor.
     
  5. studogg

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    so you pay for sex?
     
  6. Honey Bear

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    Who would do such a classless thing? Especially when you have alternatives like living at home with mother, taking the love of your life out to mcdonalds, splitting the bill on account of your "student loans" and taking great pride in paying nothing at all for the first kiss! Except...

    you forgot the time you put into it.

    Time is money kid. We all pay for sex.


    Educated.
     
  7. RV6

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    What, his sister can't be a tranny?
     
  8. studogg

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    Hmmm.... seems you have me figured. Down to the tee. I have been dressed down by immortal ronny. Purvayor of high class madames and ladies of the night. Expert in antibiotics and ointments. I am shushed.
     
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  9. david_rocket

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    they won what? herpes? :grin:
     
  10. Kam

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    Just because you don't watch soccer doesn't mean they're dogs. When the RPDs were at their hottest, the early to mid 2000s, they were lead by Marilu. But she ended up with the Dynamo, and Susie took her place.

    A lot of the RPDs left to the San Antonio Spurs team or went to the Dynamo.


    http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1714757&highlight=dynamo+girls

    Look at this thread.

    Thank me later.


    Horses, pshh.
     
  11. rockHEAD

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