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When you do the #2....do you prefer it to be hard or soft?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by roxxfan, Jun 26, 2013.

  1. roxxfan

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    I think each has its perks...If it's too hard, you're in for an uphill battle. If it's too soft, it's like a messy waterfall...
     
  2. GRENDEL

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    What a s***ty thread.....
     
  3. Haymitch

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    OP is full of crap
     
  4. BEAT LA

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    Buy a bidet. It will change your life.
     
  5. gnozahs

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    Soft. It comes out lightening quick, my ******* is cleaner, and is easier to wipe clean.
     
  6. Yonkers

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    Ain't nobody got time for this crap
     
  7. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Thanks Obama!
     
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    [​IMG]

    :confused:

    I don't prefer it ANY way. I just want to finish cleanly... a perfect dive, etc. :eek:
     
  11. jae713

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    Soft. I hate when my dick touches the toilet seat. Wait.... what???
     
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    Dr. Oz says it's better if it's soft.
     
  13. Han Solo

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    I love it hard.
     
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    As long as it doesn't hurt on the way out, I don't care.
     
  16. getsmartnow

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    Solid. Like an iron ingot. I want to feel like I've accomplished something on the toilet.

    But seriously, why is this even a question?
     
  17. fallenphoenix

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    anal fissures are a b****
     
  18. mrm32

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    Bloody stools<<<
     
  19. Caltex2

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    I can't believe I'm responding in this thread but I'll say solid but not too hard. It makes less of a mess on the way out whereas I've struggling wiping up good on messy, uh, exits.

    I'm not full of s--- when I say that either.
     
  20. SwoLy-D

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    Ummm... :grin:

    [someone take this one, please... :cool: ]
     

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