I am really really really bored. 9 minutes until I leave work. I invented a new word. Its JELAFIED. It's the hippest, coolest craze around. It opitimizes the awesome, the luxurious, the radical, and the righteous. I am so effing JELAFIED. When you are suped up, flying around the house, not a care in the world, and rich with powerful awesomeness, you are JELAFIED. Join in the movement for a new feeling of groove city, get JELAFIED. When you want to turn life around, get JELAFIED. It is thae anti-poverty, anti-dallas, pro-free love feeling in every single heart of man woman child and dog. Blue? Not when your JELAFIED. This movement will never stop as long as the feeling of pure bliss is in the hearts of the truly gnarly. Accept yourself to become JELAFIED. GET JELAFIED
I generally support the invention of slang terminology (my own creations: soggy, klondike) so I'm on board with this.