I wonder if her accent is even real..definitely some kind of mental illness in play. Feel bad for the guy though, makes a dumb dad joke and gets accosted and accused of sexual harassment.
Yeah. I would actually smash that, as crazy as she is. In fact, she's probably a wild cat in bed. Edit: The "Don't touch me" counter was brilliant.
I can't think of a worse decision tbh, she is close to 2 SDs away from a crazy that would be acceptable. If looking at her turns into assault, imagine what actually getting intimate with her would do. It would be the stalkerish, psycho stuff of nightmares.