Will it ever end?

Police officer: "That's very impressive, sir. But I'm afraid you'll still have to put your penis back in your pants."

 

The . .DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM . .defense always works

Rocket River

 

I heard from a staff member at least ten years ago that Craig liked male interns. GOP Grand Old Perverts.

 

the report's a little too coy about identifying the lewd "activity". i'm assuming it's some sort of hot, sweaty, and considering the locale, smelly, gay sex, and not good old masturbation (btw, what is the female equivalent of "Spank the Monkey?" i nominate "Pat the Bunny," but i digress...). really, what is the appeal of a mens room? i just don't get it. throw the book at him, for bad taste if nothing else.

 

flick the bean

 

so he bumped feet w/ an undercover officer? anything more?

 

He said/ he said incidents have become a tremendous problem for the republican party.

 

Pat the Bunny is a Touch and Feel book...

 

But flick the bean is the equivalent...

 

Hopefully a series of miraculous exorcisms by prominent (non-gay) pastors will make these encounters he said/she said incidents, which is way it is intended to be!

 

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/08/27/craig-resigns-from-romney-campaign-post-2/

[rquoter]Craig resigns from Romney campaign post

WASHINGTON (CNN) – Sen. Larry Craig, the Idaho Republican who pled guilty to disorderly conduct, has stepped down from his role as a co-Senate liaison for former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney's White House bid, the campaign said Monday.

"He did not want to be a distraction and we accept his decision," Matt Rhoades, Romney's Communication's director said.

Craig's position with the campaign was announced in late May when the Idaho Republican praised Romney as a "proven leader."

The Romney campaign has also pulled a video of Craig from its YouTube channel, according to the online Web site The Politico.

The video, a clip of Craig praising Romney for his "strong family values," was changed to a "private" video shortly after the news surfaced of the arrest, The Politico reports.[/rquoter]

in light of this news, "liason" seems a particularly poor choice of titles.

 

I always went for "put the sheen on the bean"

 

Yet another sexually repressed Republican official bites the dust.

...and I still hold that you just don't hear these types of stories about Dems. Not that it matters, unless you are running on a platform of "family values."

 

it seems like this gay-republican stuff would stop being so darn funny, but it just never gets old! the irony is delicious

best line since "is that a pubic hair on your coke?". justice thomas thinks craig is smooooth...

im starting to see a patern...what is it with all you republicans? are all of yall gay? its ok to be gay guys! when you repress your true feelings it leads to deviant behavior like crystal meth and gay male hookers, propositioning dudes in public bathrooms and sending dirty emails to little boys. just come out and be yourself and be open about it. you dont have to hide!

ITS OK 2 B GAY!










(i am a registered republican, but i am not gay)

 

http://www.ontheissues.org/senate/Larry_Craig.htm#Civil_Rights

Rated 100% by the Christian Coalition: a pro-family voting record. (Dec 2003)

http://www.pensitoreview.com/2007/08/27/self-loathing-craigs-homophobic-record/

The hypocrisy of the voting record of Sen. Larry Craig, the Idaho Republican who has outed himself by pleading guilty to naughty behavior in a men’s room, is just sad:

* 1996: Voted YES on the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) prohibiting
same sex marriage.
* 2000: Voted NO on expanding hate crimes to include sexual orientation.
* 2002: Voted NO on adding sexual orientation to definition of hate crimes.
* 2002: Rated 25% by the ACLU, indicating an anti-civil rights voting
record.
* 2006: Voted YES on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage.

And let’s not forget that Craig is very much married (to a woman), thus adding adultery to his catalog of sins. In 1999, he stated his feelings about the character of cheating spouses on “Meet the Press,” reacting to a question about the Clinton impeachment:

MR. RUSSERT: Larry Craig, would you want the last word from the Senate be an acquittal of the president and no censure?

SEN. CRAIG: Well, I don’t know where the Senate’s going to be on that issue of an up or down vote on impeachment, but I will tell you that the Senate certainly can bring about a censure reslution and it’s a slap on the wrist. It’s a, “Bad boy, Bill Clinton. You’re a naughty boy.” The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy, a naughty boy.

I’m going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy. The question issue now is simply this: Did he lie under oath? Did he perjure himself and did he obstruct justice? And that’s where we’re trying to go now in this truth-seeking process.

In statement on his website today, Craig says he pleaded guilty too hastily:

“I should have had the advice of counsel in resolving this matter. In hindsight, I should not have pled guilty. I was trying to handle this matter myself quickly and expeditiously.”

But go here to read the testimony against Sen. Craig by an undercover cop, and you’ll see that pleading guilty was the only option he had.

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if you click on the link to the police testimony there is an interesting comment from one of his constituents...

"I’m an Idahoan, and we’ve known for years that Senator Craig is gay. Farmers know it, business men and women know it; everyone knows it, he’s known as “Idaho’s gay Senator.” But he’s untouchable when it comes to the media — even after he’s arrested for lewd conduct. On the local news tonight, the anchor made sure he emphasized “alleged” many times, and made the report sound like the police said this thing which wasn’t true. The news also buried the report, calling it today’s lead story, but they didn’t get around to reporting on it until the 3rd commercial break.

Once again, we see an ultra - conservative arrested for lewd conduct. Here’s what we know for a fact.
1) Senator Craig openly admits that he is so inept, that he pleads guilty to something he says he didn’t do. I, for one, demand a slightly higher IQ for my state’s Senator.
2) He hides the charge for over 2 months. Like other conservative politicians, Craig will say and do anything to further his own interests, including deceiving the public he serves.
3) He refused to talk about it. If he’s so innocent, then hold a press conference, and let the public know the “facts.” In Craig’s case, he’s refused all interviews and is only issuing a canned statement.

And like other conservatives who get in trouble, he will continue to deny any wrongdoing, he will continue to live a lie while claiming to have the moral superiority and authority to speak for the people of Idaho.

This is one Idahoan who hopes he keeps his job long enough for a democrat to take his post in the coming elections. May more Senator Craig’s get arrested!"
Comment by Buzz | Aug. 27, 2007, 7:26 pm |

 

I just happen to be in Ketchum/Sun Valley with 1,700 of my closest friends, and this is quite the story in the Gem State. He was just in town a couple of days ago and everyone is talking about this arrest... from the locals to the state reps to the state police and everyone in between. The jokes and comments are fierce. I get the sense that a lot of frustration has been building with Craig that needs release. He's no longer electable.

 

So many republicans coming out of the Closet, could Dubya be next?

DD