Shaq needs to leave TNT (updated Chuck to Shaq "Show is better without you"

I was told by someone that knew someone that slept with Shaq (yeah, I know) that Shaq has a micro peen. I was told this forever ago. Not saying I totally believe it but it would explain his constant need to talk himself up and how he takes everything so personally.

 

I don't think the size of a person's writing instrument has anything to do with their arrogance, unless they actually do have a ring on said instrument.

 

Are you referring to Superhead saying this in her book years ago?

 

http://mstarsnews.musictimes.com/ar...mall-penis-blasted-mistress-vanessa-lopez.htm

Former Lakers star, Shaquille O'Neal's sexual business is being put on blast for allegedly having an unusual fetish and having a small penis in his ex-girlfriend, Vanessa Lopez leaked deposition.

Alleged excerpts obtained from MediaTakeOut.com, show embarrassing statements Lopez made:

Vanessa: He would often put his hands over his private area and say 'I know it's small.' Don't laugh. And he was just a little embarrassed about that.

Vanessa: When he would call and want to get together, I was reluctant to see him when I had my period. . . . And [Shaq] would say "I don't care." And when we would see each other, he had, like a fetish that he'd just like to give me oral sex during my period.

Lawyer: Okay, did this happen one time? More than once? How many times do you recall.


Vanessa: At least TEN

According to TMZ, Lopez was slammed by a judge during her lawsuit for harassment in which she was viewed as a liar in June 2013.

https://www.lpsg.com/threads/shaqs-****.179790/


Confessions of a Video Vixen
Publisher: Harper Collins Publishers
by Karrine Steffans

One day I was browsing a bookstore and saw a very provocative book cover and opened it to learn that Karrine Steffans is well know in the world of Rap videos. She wrote this autobiography.

Nicknamed "Superhead" for a skill which needs no explanation, she became so popular in certain circles that she was able to among those leaving notches on her badly whittled bedpost were rappers Puff Daddy, DMX, Xzibit, Jay-Z, Ja Rule, Doctor Dre, Ice-T, singer Bobby Brown, murdered Cosby Show regular Merlin Santana, R&B crooner Usher, NBA star Shaquille O?Neal, actor Vin Diesel, rock star Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit and Brandy's little brother Ray J. Oh yeah, the last I heard, she was dating Bill Maher!

The meat of this memoir, addresses, among other things, Ja Rule's wife as a gullible dope, Ice-T as an easy-to-fleece Sugar Daddy, Shaq as very generous but disappointingly endowed, Bobby Brown as a hallucinatory drug addict she had to slap silly, Usher as a cocky, disrespectful jerk, and P-Diddy and Xzibit as possibly on the down low.

I got most of this from this link:

Confessions of a Video Vixen

 

OTOH...







https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/soc.men/J_EpUItumbc

From the New York Post article (
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01072008/gossip/pagesix/shaqs_harem_415261.htm ):
January 7, 2008 -- "DIVORCE-bound Shaquille O'Neal isn't letting the grass
grow under his SIZABLE FEET. An in-the-know female cabby from South Beach
who's driven the $20 million-a-year Miami Heat center tells Steppin' Out's
Chaunce Hayden: "Every time Shaq is in town, I get the call, and let me tell
you: He's got more women leaving his hotel room then any celebrity I've ever
seen. Every time he stayed at the Marriott in South Beach, he had a blonde
or a brunette with him." Not all that surprising following Shaq's decision
in September to split from his wife of five years and mother of four,
Shaunie O'Neal. His rep didn't return our call."

"Sizable feet" huh? According to Shaq's Wiki entry (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaquille_O'Neal )states his shoe size is 23.

In checking his shoe size against this handy dandy "Shoe Size - Penis Size
Comparison Chart" ( http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html ), we
find Shaq's shoe size goes way over the chart's maximum shoe size of 11 1/2
inches, indicating Shaq's penis size is well over 11+ inches.

Ah-ha! Now we KNOW why all those whores are coming in and out of Shaq's
hotel room, now don't we? Isn't it wonderful being smart? Look what a
little smart research reveals!

 

Need @Pen15clubber's input on this.

 

Chris Webber would make a great 4th member, imo

 

Shaq always goes for the mini .....shes.

 

first of al I'd be interested to know if any of these women are still alive. Second I'd like to have a moment of silence for those who have passed....now I'd like to imagine what it's like to be on the business end of that thing. That's not a penis club. That's a penis bat.

 

For it to be a topic, Shaq has rarely or never made penus jokes. On the shows.

 

barkley has been saying the same crap since day 1 when he told peter vescey he was gonna slap him.

 

Yep, I guess Barkley is more entertaining but it is very close. They are friends off TV and in private but that was uncalled for on air. Still shouldn't have said that. Deal with it back stage.

 

No, I heard this forever ago. Maybe around 2000 or 2001. Not saying it's true obviously, but it was a thing I heard forever ago.

 

any updates? is shack fired yet?

 

Shaq is a force of nature, as a player, as an analyst, he just does not give up or give in. To no one.

I am thinking Barkley is another Alpha Male meaning he does not let others give him the happy run around.

Kenny and Ernie are just the mediators, they accomodate.

I think Barkley is a tad funnier than Shaq but he is the poorest analyst after Ernie, Kenny and Shaq.

 

I literally stopped watching that show after they added Shaq. I can't stomach it. And it's a shame because I thought the chemistry between Ernie, Kenny and Chuck was great and that it was a fantastic show for years before his addition. Two clowns is one clown too many.

 

I don't think we have to pretend. That's just acknowledging reality.

 

Replace Shaq with Vince Carter. Everyone wins. Shaq can finally watch a professional in his seat and so can we.