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More Impressive List: Derek Jeter or John Mayer?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by dharocks, Aug 21, 2012.

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Who has a more impressive list of "accomplishments"?

  1. Derek Jeter

    65.5%
  2. John Mayer

    18.4%
  3. the thadeus

    16.1%
  1. dharocks

    dharocks Contributing Member

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    The Lineups:

    Jeter:

    Jessica Biel
    Mariah Carey
    Jessica Alba
    Minka Kelly
    Adriana Lima
    Vida Guerra
    Jordana Brewster
    Tyra Banks
    Vanessa Minnillo
    Lara Dutta
    Scarlett Johansson (unconfirmed)

    Mayer:

    Katy Perry
    Taylor Swift
    Jennifer Aniston
    Minka Kelly (Mayer hit it first, whatever that's worth)
    Cameron Diaz
    Jessica Simpson
    Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Vanessa Carlton
    Colbie Caillat
    Scheana Marie Jancan
    Kim Kardashian (unconfirmed)

    VOTE!
     
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  2. apollo33

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    Jeter List=God Tier

    Mayer = teen hipster tier
     
  3. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    Two questions:

    What would be a good common denominator? :confused:

    Also, where's the list of the hookers they've been with? :p
     
  4. BigMaloe

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    Too tough to decide... jeter has the better collection of jessica's and lima, but mayer has swift, goodness...

    Ill go with jeter, and i hate his ass...
     
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    thadeus has banged all of our moms and girlfriends so thadeus.
     
  7. Ras137

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    Sad to say it, Fez is the winner. Or perhaps another fringe TV star: Scott Baio

    But between the two:Jeter, even if I have to put a bag over Jessica Biel's face to maintain an erection.
     
  8. Han Solo

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    Damn, came in here just to post him
     
  9. TheRealist137

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    Does anyone have a list for Fez? I know he hit a PRIME (18 yr old Mean Girls era) Lohan, that's gotta be the Hollywood equivalent of a rare MJ rookie card with how things turned out with her.
     
  10. Felixthecat

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    Jeter...Jessica Beil and Vida Guerra did it for me.
     
  11. Han Solo

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    whaat??? Jessica Biel is beautiful. Her body and booty is an extra for me...
     
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    Because Mariah Carrey is on Jeter's list that moves it in the negative direction. So I had to vote for Mayer.
     
  13. rezdawg

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    Its not even close...Jeter.

    His top 5 girls are better than anyone on Mayer's list.
     
  14. dharocks

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    Lohan
    Ashlee Simpson
    Jessica Alba
    Mandy Moore
    Christina Milian
    Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Mischa Barton
    Heidi Mueller
    Minka Kelly (unconfirmed)
     
  15. macalu

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    Jeter by a mile.
     
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    I'm going old school.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Han Solo

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    Is Jeter full white?
     
  19. Ras137

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    Below the neck is fine. But that horse face is just awful. I know I'm in the minority, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
     
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    Jeter and it ain't even close
     
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