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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by burlesk, Aug 26, 2005.

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  1. burlesk

    burlesk Tries hard

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    Since many a BBS-er has been proudly and publicly giving in to the irresistable temptation to play with Head (Luther Head, that is, and his name), I thought it might be helpful to sort of give us a place where we could expel our (definitely) excessive Head-love, as it were, onto all the lucky readers of this thread! How will we know when we're done? When it's all over!

    So... (apologies to Mr. Buttocks and any others who used the idea of Headlines first)... it's time to hit us with your best, worst, foulest, cleverest, head-cheesiest, most tumescent (whatever) Head puns, Head fakes and Headbangers!

    A little Headstart to get us going:

    FUTURE HEADLINES:

    Grateful Head makes first appearance at Toyota Center

    Fans love Head after big win

    Head stiff after taking a beating down low

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    C'mon, y'all, give us Headlines until we puke! I know y'all want to. :D
     
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    How clever ...no one here has thought of using Head jokes before :)
     
  3. TECH

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    HEAD and Penetration go hand in hand. :D
     
  4. burlesk

    burlesk Tries hard

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    That's what I'm saying, let's get it over with! I almost forgot what that "regret Head?" thread was nominally about there was so much Head choking, I mean joking... I'm saying "BRING IT ON!!!!"

    ...

    plus, you know what? I wear a size 8 hat, so I've got a sort of special interest in this... let a brother have his fun... :D
     
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    After a crushing victory over the Mavs, an exuberant Luther taunts the owner like no other, spurring the headline:

    "Raging Head all up in Cuban's face"
     
  6. OddsOn

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    "Rockets cream the Mavs as Head explodes in the 4th quarter." :eek:
     
  7. famicom

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    HAHAH that just made my day at work :D
     
  8. JBIIRockets

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    Struggling Head continues to fire blanks.
     
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    rookie Head splashes rookie Semian
     
  10. Dr of Dunk

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    No kidding. It's really fun to see all the original "Head" jokes in new threads. Hey, we've never heard that one before...
     
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    Fan-Head-stic thread!! :D

    Ok, i try one:

    "The Faker Mckie Retires After The Ath-Head-tic Freaky Head Show"
     
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    burlesk Tries hard

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    Ahem, gentlemen... please see thread title. Perhaps my warning could have been more clearly worded, I'll admit...
     
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    My favorite (I'm not going to take credit for it, someone else on here thought of it):

    End of the game, we're up by 20 withh 5 minutes left.....the crowd starts chanting.......

    "WE WANT HEAD, WE WANT HEAD!!!"

    Pugs
     
  14. burlesk

    burlesk Tries hard

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    Alright, hold up, wait a minute, that one almost killed me.
     
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    Most excellent!!
     
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    Van Gundy mulls giving Head to Knicks for a draft pick.
     
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    Lol, that is the best one :D
     
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    "Swift, Head, blown by Mavs."
     
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    Oh no you didn't! You did not just go there Burlesk! Just kidding, the more Head jokes the better. Here's my two favorites from that "regret head" thread, just in case anyone missed it:

    "Van Gundy gives starting lineup Head!"
    Luther Head had his first start in last night's game against the Lakers.

    "Rockets fans get all the head they can handle!"
    The Rockets Power Dancer roster might face a lifetime ban for "rewarding" the loudest-cheering Rox fans. "The rationale was simple," said one dancer, "they're going to have sore throats, so we will too."

    In an unrelated story, season tickets for next year have sold out at double the normal price.
     
  20. Tonaaayyyy

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    Clutchfans Site Headline:

    "Head makes a big splash!"
     
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