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[Gossip] Jessica Simpson's Dad Is A Homosexual

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Oct 26, 2012.

  1. percicles

    percicles Contributing Member

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    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    In all seriousness, my gaydar is being re calibrated this morning for it's utter failure at picking this up. I mean a Dallas area pastor with a flair for style and frosted blond tips. Ugh! Bad gaydar!

    Anyway, Kudos Papa Joe. Do you boy. Get cha life.

     
  2. Yung-T

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    Who gives a sh..
     
  3. Sajan

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    Note to gays: have more kids.
     
  5. T-Slack

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    So this is how you got to 8,000 post. Trolllllllllling. Get a life loser.
     
  6. Yung-T

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    The truth is not trolling, you people use that word without knowing when to use it, it's annoying.

    Just feel that this maybe would've been news 10 years ago when she was still hot, she's been a non-factor for years.
     
  7. Yung-T

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    Also, my posts are humerous or insightful all the time. You disrespected me, breh. :(
     
  8. JayZ750

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    It wouldn't have even been news then. Well, it would have been bu shouldn't have been
     
  9. ferrari77

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    The National Enquirer? Really?

    [​IMG]
    (I figured Tim Gunn would be appropriate for the thread topic)
     
  10. PinoyRocket

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    takes one to know one hay?
     
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    If it's not true there's probably a pretty lawsuit in the offing. Nothing really suspicious about the clothes or hair, I would think, for anyone in LA or near the entertainment industry.
     
  12. Jontro

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    That's a pretty homosexual bicycle there in the background.
     
  13. LCII

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    That blue trash bin in the back has stickers on it! Homosexual!
     
  14. percicles

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    This quote from 2004 is a little less creepy now. Just a little though.

    “Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"
    -Papa Simpson 2004
     
  15. Mr. Clutch

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    So he can ogle his daughter if he's gay?
     
  16. Ras137

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    Why? If its cause his kids are hot I'm going to say no. Jessica is at least okay looking (overrated IMHO) but Ashley was super fugly before her nose job and perhaps the worst musical artist (not counting Nickelback, of couse) in the past decade (and given the garbage in the last decade that's really saying something).
     
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    That pole has these 2 weird objects sticking out at its base... pretty homosexual if you ask me.
     
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    Well, if he's gay, that comment is merely admiration and pride in his daughter's appearance. If not gay, people will think he wants to bone his own daughter even if he doesn't.
     
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    a house full of cycling women can wear on a dude.
     
  20. percicles

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    This is giving me life this morning. Longhorns are sucking balls against Kansas.

     

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