Kinda like Chuck Norris, but smarter and better at math, I bring you... DMorey facts! 1. DMorey is always the smartest guy in the room, even when he's not there. 2. Dmorey doesn't like the word "trade" because it implies that he has to give something up in order to take from another team. 3. DMorey doesn't negotiate, he lectures and then you do whatever the hell he wants. what can you come up with?
Daryl Morey earned a degree from MIT ... and in return, MIT earned a new name from Morey (the Morey Institute of Trade-ology) ... Daryl Morey once considered running for president, but one of his mathematical models predicted that the US government would completely collapse if money was actually spent wisely and the government got great returns on investments ... With dental floss, a stapler, and a few coat hangers, MacGuyver can build a functioning bow and arrow. With those same parts, Daryl Morey can build a temporary knee for McGrady before trading him to NY for the next 10 years of drafts picks.
Morey listened to the Budweiser "Real Men of Genius" Preposterous Trade Proposer commercial and made all the trades happen.
He should hold his sports analytics conference at UH in addition to Sloan-MIT. I'd sign up well in advance to sit in.
Cleveland, Toronto and Miami were in serious discussion about a potential 3-way trade before the deadline. Morey ends up with Lebron, Bosh and Wade, plus unprotected 1st round picks.
daryl traded away carl landry, the heart of this team. wait... i think i missed the point of this thread..
