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[ClutchFans] Tale of the tape: Mark Cuban vs. Houston Rockets

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by The Cat, Apr 29, 2015.

  1. The Cat

    The Cat Contributing Member

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  2. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Great great stuff

    Cuban can suck it!

    Only thing better would be a Rockets championship to finish him OFF once and for all
     
  3. Jake Tower

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    We see you, Mark Cuban.
     
  4. Haymitch

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    Poor Mark. He just ain't that bright.
     
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    can daryl morey get a ring though? i hope so.
     
  6. SemisolidSnake

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    Cuban reminds me of Bono as portrayed in the brilliant South Park episode "More Crap." Both are wildly successful guys who still are total pieces of ****.
     
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    God, the butthurt is deep. Buy yourself a donut cushion with those billions, Mark.

    I fully expect this chump to make a play for Beverley in the offseason, too. Covetous little guy, ain't he!
     
  8. Fyreball

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    When I was at Game 4 in Dallas, I actually had Mavs fans telling me that as long as Dwight and James were on the same team, we'd never be good. In fact, one moron even went so far as to say if Dwight had signed in Dallas instead of Houston, the Mavs wouldn't have even been a playoff team due to his poor FT shooting. All I could do was laugh in her face.
     
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    I will never get tired of this picture

    [​IMG]
     
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    All the money in the world won't get Morey's chubby, grinning face out of Cuban's nightmares.
     
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  11. JuanValdez

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    I don't worry about what Cuban says. He says all this stuff on purpose, expressly to stoke a rivalry between Houston and Dallas. It's good business, as far as he's concerned. I don't see much sincerity in the stuff he says in public.
     
  12. RunninRaven

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    For being such a brilliant business man, Cuban sure sticks his foot in his mouth a lot when it comes to the Mavs.
     
  13. dandorotik

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    Bono who? If you're talking about the lead singer of U2, please do not put a great singer and songwriter from a great band in the same category with that assclown side show up north.
     
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    I really want someone to photoshop a bunch of grapes and puban's face on one of them with a sour face.

    All Ive been hearing is "yall wont get past the second round" as an argument from mavs fans. Theyre all just a bunch of sour grapes, just like their owner. It all makes sense though cause all those sour grapes are gonna make a fine whine. They got a long off season to ferment.
     
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    That was awesome! Where are the Chandler Parsons 15 M superstar quotes?:grin:

    Didn't Cuban say the Mavs became a much better team than the Rockets after getting him?
     
  16. bmd

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    I don't think he truly believes all the stuff he says in that article.

    He says those things for different reasons, but not because he necessarily believes them. They aren't his honest opinions.
     
  17. WhoMikeJames

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    "easy Chan.. easy now big dog.. i know you're hungry, daddy's gonna take care of you"
     
  18. khanhdum

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    awesome work!
     
  19. Deuce

    Deuce Context & Nuance

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    Great work, Ben!
     
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    The character shown in South Park is just a silly caricature of Bono, nothing much to do with him.

    Regarding Mark Cuban, I think JuanValdez above pretty much has it: there's nothing sincere in those comments. For those saying Mark is not a smart guy, that's not a very smart thing to say.

    This is all part of the entertainment we all enjoy.
    He's playing a character that we love to hate, and it's all part of the fun
     
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