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Butt Crack Plan of Attack?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by theimpossibles1, Feb 20, 2018.

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How do you clean your butt when you shower?

  1. Hand

  2. Rag

  3. Other (please explain)

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  1. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    Soap goes in, poop comes out. You can't explain that.
     
  2. larsv8

    larsv8 Contributing Member

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    Baby wipes.
     
  3. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Uprising

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    Whooa...the women's butt lifter ads
     
  5. jbasket

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    I'll keep revisiting this thread for the buttz
     
  6. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Lets see if we can update those amazon ads: enema, soap on a rope, dude wipes
     
  7. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Butt paste, cigarette butts, anal beads.
     
  8. jbasket

    jbasket Member

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    Butt cheeks
     
  9. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Its working!
     

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  10. DudeWah

    DudeWah Member

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    Make the hangout fantASStic again.
     
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  11. tmoney1101

    tmoney1101 Contributing Member

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    In my experience women are only into anal when they really want you to like them or if they think you’re about to leave them. Basically the beginning and the end.
     
  12. DudeWah

    DudeWah Member

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    Sounds like not such fun experiences for you. :/

    It’s okay though, at least we still have these sweet butt ads in this thread to keep us company.
     
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  13. tmoney1101

    tmoney1101 Contributing Member

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    Luckily most of my relationships only last a month or two.

    Unless you’re implying that I’m the one receiving the anal. To that I’d say, good one.
     
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  14. DudeWah

    DudeWah Member

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    What’s wrong with that?

    Who isn’t a fan of some good old pegging?
     
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  15. tmoney1101

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    Nothing wrong with it just not my thing. I don’t judge people’s sexual preferences as long as everyone is legal.

    As far as Op, all I need to take a shower is a bar of soap. I could never get into rags or loofahs. I use good old fashioned body hair to get a lather.
     
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  16. moestavern19

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    MOAR BUTZ
     
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  17. DudeWah

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    Wait so you wouldn’t let a fine ass honey peg you?

    Imagine a 10/10 crazy Latina chick with a fat booty. And she goes “baby I’ll let you put it in my ass if you let me do it to you with this dildo first.” And you know it’s legit and no surprises.

    I’d be all over that. Stimulate my prostate plz.

    Come on. Don’t even pretend you wouldn’t as well.
     
  18. tmoney1101

    tmoney1101 Contributing Member

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    Dude I don’t need to take a dildo up my ass to **** a hot chick lol.

    For the right amount of money though...
     
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  19. DudeWah

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    You’re missing out then mayneee.
     
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