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Been caught masturbating by wife/girlfriend

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by K-Low_4_Prez, Nov 30, 2017.

  1. Yung-T

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    Trying to sort out whose new account he is, maybe also a new Ronny attempt.
     
  2. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum It. Deserves. Its. Own. Thread.
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    well OP thought he started a 9 inch thread but it is still only just a 6 incher at best
     
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  3. fba34

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    Bragging about 9" when you're 6" is considered mild compared to what other posters are bragging about. And it's the same tiring **** in different threads
     
  4. ferrari77

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    Thats what I figured. Has all the similarities.
     
  5. SirIvyLeague

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    Brah, I'm me. I'm not Ronny, and idk who Ronny is. Ronny couldn't be me if he tried. I've posted pictures of my ACTUAL self on here.

    I've even given out my personal address. I'm not trying to derail threads, just giving people what they give me.

    SIL
     
  6. Nook

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    [​IMG]
     
  7. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Having studied the analytics, you either take the layup or go for three. There is no middle ground. Sex with your gf is out if you want to be efficient. Continue shooting the layup and push your gf out to three point range. And like Hannah Montana, now you get the best of both worlds.
     
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    I see Hope Solo was hacked again.
     
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    at least bae didn't catch you slippin.
     
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    Ask her how this is about her when fapping is clearly about your needs. When a girl gets offended that her man faps, I feel like that's a sign of selfishness. Fapping and love-making are two completely separate things...they can be mutually exclusive.
     
  11. ferrari77

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    A lot of them don't think like that. They don't get it. They don't bother trying to understand such reasoning.
    If you find one that does....that's a keeper!
     
  12. CourtOfDreams

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    Everytime her name is brought up in that reference I have to google it again as a refresher....

    Sweet fancy moses.

    We don't know what OP was fappin at when the his gf went Juggernut on the door, but if it was HD Hope Solo nudes, shes got a point.
     
  13. fba34

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    You sound what I imagine Chandler Parsons sound like
     
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  14. SirIvyLeague

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    Fair comparison.

    But I do work hard at what I do. My effort is unmatched. Few people wake up at 3am to get going for work.

    SIL
     
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  16. PhiSlammaJamma

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    I would think there would be degrees of fapping criminality; For example

    Fapping in the first degree; fapping to her best friend, her mom, anyone she knows, or in public.

    Fapping in the second degree; fapping to pornstar

    Fapping to the third degree; fapping to a furry, inanimate object, cartoon, or video game character

    Fapypingslaughter; fapping to sears lingerie catalog, medical, or wet dream
     
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