Been caught masturbating by wife/girlfriend

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  1. B-Bob

    B-Bob Contributing Member

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    Bro, when you're older: "just checking for testicular cancer, dear."
     
  2. Derp McFlopsky

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    Who doesn’t pound one out in the shower on occasion? Gotta clean it out ya know....
     
  3. ghettocheeze

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    So were you masturbating to Bootay or T H I C C ?
     
  4. mikus

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    What if we flip the script here. How many of you guys would be upset if you caught your girl masturbating with a toy?
     
  5. Duncan McDonuts

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    I'd watch.
     
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  6. Harrisment

    Harrisment Contributing Member

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    Why would you be upset? Unless you're incredibly insecure.
     
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  7. knote32

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    I could introduce her to the thadeus?
     
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  8. mikus

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    I wouldn't be upset at all, I just wondered if any guys would be. Though, porn plots aside, just like us, most girls seem to want privacy when taking care of their business.
     
  9. Invisible Fan

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    I'd have some thoughts if it was a pit roast.
     
  10. moestavern19

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    Tell her "What a man decides to do with his own body is his business".

    Feminism pwned.
     
  11. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    My wife likes to watch.
     
  12. Pen15clubber

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    @Mathrocker has to prop his under belly on his desk to have a Proper fap #canesbody
     
  13. Mathrocker

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    More cushion for the pushin. Got a big body like dmo.
    Just more flap. Milfs luv it
     
  14. cheke64

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    Some people have to fap prior to sex. Females dont like 1 minute man.
     
  15. Jontro

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    time for some dp!
     
  16. FLASH21

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    Better be something I can masturbate in my bathroom to while my wife is in the next room material.
     
  17. fba34

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    ScarJo lets Joseph Gordon Levitt dry hump her out in her apartment hallway cause she's not ready to let him have it yet. For some reason it feels dirtier than her just doing it.

    BTW the right way to call a movie **** when someone brings it up is you first must have seen it already and you can't be married to an ugly dog
     
  18. OmegaSupreme

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    hard to see if it's cleaned up. it's a slipping hazard. would hate for your gf to brake her neck on your junk juice.
     
  19. Os Trigonum

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    remember practice safe sex
     
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  20. Os Trigonum

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    btw does this thread remind anyone of used hair gel? asking for a friend :cool:
     
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