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2018 Rockets City Uniform

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tigereye, Oct 16, 2018.

  1. theimpossibles1

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    Close. They are actually cumulospermajizzoskeetus.
     
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  2. Mr. Space City

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    i'd rather buy that bape rockets jersey than this ****.

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  3. Williamson

    Williamson The artist formerly known as jmwilliamson
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    Well, apparently they can make the jerseys even uglier. Now I'm afraid to even wish for new uniforms.
     
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  4. tinman

    tinman You want to protect the world
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    It's definitely the City uniforms
    that city ain't H-Town
     
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    Nice troll.
     
  6. KlutchQT

    KlutchQT I am a Girl

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    gross.
     
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    Y'all have vivid imaginations calling rockets dildos and clouds sperm. Funny.

    The Chinese clouds essentially symbolize everlasting good fortune. They're not just dinner clothes used at Chinese restaurants.
     
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  8. rockets13champs

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    Ngl I love the warmups but wish they had English and Chinese versions of the city
     
  9. theimpossibles1

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    FOH with your cultural insight...

    ;)
     
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    Alright, then I'll revise my statement. Why can't we have normal "statement" jerseys like every other team?
     
  11. tigereye

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    Love that they used the old rocket on the shorts. Cool call back.
     
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  13. JW86

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    Ridiculous, this is why Houston as a basketball city will remain a joke. Along with the lower bowl and lack of supporting the team by making noise.
     
  14. D-rock

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    Dildo Rocket and sperm clouds, hmmmmm .......
     
  15. Thefabman

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    This jersey would look awesome if I was blind.
     
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    Hate the jersey but I think the shorts are kinda legit
     
  17. tinman

    tinman You want to protect the world
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    The shorts are ok
    The Twitter responses are good too
     
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    I don’t care but they are fine. I am probably not buying it. There are plenty of options worth buying. Not sure I can afford more options!!!
     
  19. pippendagimp

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    it looks like a table setting at some generic Red Dragon restaurant
     
  20. daywalker02

    daywalker02 Easter Egg Hunter - Tell me why? نحن عائلة
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    Faq.....why the Dildo, that is so Non American and Non Chinese.... lelz.

    Dildo in Chinese Clouds.
     
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