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Been caught masturbating by wife/girlfriend

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by K-Low_4_Prez, Nov 30, 2017.

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  1. K-Low_4_Prez

    K-Low_4_Prez Member

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    anybody ever been caught by the old lady rubbing one out?

    I was caught this morning by my girlfriend of one year and it's become a huge issue. She says she is really hurt and offended but I'm trying to rationalize it as just something guys do regardless of if their sex life is amazing.

    So what do you guys think is it normal? Am I wrong for doing it and if any of y'all have ever been caught what was the reaction by your significant other and how did y'all work it out?
     
    #1 K-Low_4_Prez, Nov 30, 2017
  2. Rox11

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    Thing is it goes back to what she thinks of it, there isn’t other ways of convincing her besides the point you made...
     
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    dmoneybangbang Member

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    This, the seed was planted in her mind and into K-Low's sock/tissue.
     
    #3 dmoneybangbang, Nov 30, 2017
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    But one does have to wonder why you're rubbing one out when your girl is around... She is picking up on clues you haven't discovered yet. It seems.
     
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    I'm confused, p*rn taught me this should've played out differently and in some epic action, possibly even in a threesome with her bff to punish you.
     
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    That is disgusting. Why would you hurt her like that?
     
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    If she is your wife, she might be used to it.....lelz, keep an open mind, talk about if you need to. We are all adults.

    Give her confidence, a good fap is normal and real.
     
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    The name of the movie is Don Jon
     
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  9. Yung-T

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    Probably the most important thing, sounds like she has confidence issues because of this and feels like OP needs to rub one out because she isn't sexy enough.

    Gotta tell her she's your sexy goddess bae, but fap is part of your life.
     
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  10. K-Low_4_Prez

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    **** man I would have much rather preferred to have been with her but sometimes with the kids around and the business of the day it's much easier to rub one out in five minutes than trying to seduce her while the kids are distracted.
     
    #10 K-Low_4_Prez, Nov 30, 2017
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    Hahha i think you have hit the nail square on the head buddy
     
    #11 K-Low_4_Prez, Nov 30, 2017
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    Things will work out for you and your family once your kids read this post.
     
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    i mean... tell her jontro does it all the times. it's normal, sometimes teh pr0n is just a quick easy way to take care of biz. but convince her that making sweet love to her with B2M I'll make love to you in the background is unparalleled.
     
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    Just tell her, 'At least I didn't pull a Louie C.K on you.' Tell her to grow the F up!!!
     
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    Blame it on her. Tell her you wouldn't resort to such vile things if she was more "open."
     
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    That's how I handled it. I told the wife she wasn't satisfying me enough. Now I get unlimited sexy time whenever I want it.
     
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    This is why Clutch made a PG-13 forum.
     
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Chicks will find anything to feel insecure about. Try ordering a pizza after she cooked you dinner.
     
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    Tell her you were thinking of her
     
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    Oh yeah, this has happened to me. She told all her friends immediately. I still whack it, tho
     
    #20 Hippieloser, Nov 30, 2017
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