Deal is NOT happening. This Portland trade was merely a way to save on luxury tax money. Portland wants no part of helping Houston get Melo as has been reported before.
Indeed, sir. Know that it's no Schlitterbahn, but it's good enough. We were wanting something fun to do for 2-4 hours and this fit the bill. $7 more for a fast pass to cut the lines is well worth it. It was mainly kids there though. But fun can be had for a couple 30 year olds.
I will add on to this. Typhoon Texas is lit af for adults, too. Pretty sure they sell booze or else I'm trippin.