@Madmanmetz Win it all by scoring on the TEXANS??? A few years back, applauding this would've been a travesty on this board, BUT things are slowly changing... (not for the better I might add) GO ROCKETS!!! GO TEXANS!!! GO ASTROS!!! GO DYNAMO!!! ....... ....... .......
There's a lot that can go wrong in any deal especially the bigger ones. But who TF calls/predicts a Cecil shorts signing? I would give him more credit for that one then any of the other ones even if they popped.
My cousin is married to one of Bert's daughters. The wedding, early aughts, was extravagant and Paul Tagliabue, David Stern, Jerry Jones, Yasser Arafat, Ariel Sharon, Rafael Palmeiro, Bam Margera, and Steve Jobs were some of the many guests I saw on the bride's side. Bert Steele is a real behind-the-scenes influencer and apparently has his fingerprints on a lot of major decisions in multiple industries.
I remember one time Steele took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Steele got splashed. So Steele yells, ‘I’m Burt Steele and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then damn if Steele didn’t step in there and finish the show.
Text your cousin to ask his wife to ask Bert if he's f**king with us while buzzed on his yacht this weekend or if this is legit. We NEED to know.
I think if we can figure out who the first person to post a Burt Steele tweet was, then we can reveal his identity. The account has 32 followers lol. EDIT: 101 followers. He's blowing up!!
Nah, I posted him first but I found him through a friend when he and I were looking for Boogie Cousins rumors. I thought it was a hysterical account and wanted to share.