Found these jokes very funny. Yu*go (yoo-go) n. 1) Small, economical, Yugoslavian-built automobile. 2) 4x4 hood ornament. adj. 1) What dosen't happen when you press the accelerator. Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo? A. Fill the tank with gas! (If it can still hold liquid.) A. If not, put a gallon of milk in the back seat. Q. What comes with every Yugo User's Manual? A. The bus schedule. Q. What do Yugos have in common with Ferarris? A. Ferarri can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds. A. Yugo can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds. Q. What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo? A. Passengers. The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast. I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo, but it doesn't".
True Story: About ten years ago I worked across the street from a hardware store. One of the (female) employees drove a near-mint condition, blue Yugo. On bad weather days she put a cover on it! Crazy...
hehe, this is going to get lost on the young'ns. for a modern reference, just replace yugo with ford.
i saw one the other day, but i may butcher it. basically... what do you call it when a yugo reaches the top of a hill? A Miracle
No Yugo jokes, but I remember helping my dad put a 2x4 bumper on a triumph TR7 when I was a kid. It only ran once, died, and my dad cursed while stripping steel engine bolts out of the aluminum block. Ah lol and towing it to a junk yard and getting $100 dollars from a guy smoking the nastiest green cigar I've ever smelled. That memory has been lost for years and it reminded me of another odd thing from my childhood. My cousin had a hovercraft for some bizarre reason. I had to call him to make sure I wasn't crazy... who the hell has a hovercraft?
Not a joke, but I could care less, we went to an auto show at the astrohall and we first saw the 89 yugo in the showroom. We honestly sat in the showroom vehicle doing nothing but fidgeting, and the ashtray fell out. (yes, I know, youngun's, but ashtrays were mandatory back then, as far as i know) ashtray, air-duct, whatever, the fact that a showroom model had crap for whatever reason pop out was reason alone to never buy this crappy franchise. "Just because the Clippers suck doesn't mean we need an East Coast equivalent, Stern!"
