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Your Rockets Christmas Wishlist

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by TracywtFacy, Dec 21, 2006.

  1. TracywtFacy

    TracywtFacy Member

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    Feeling down after another frustrating loss, Christmas is coming, and I have the following list for Santa:

    1 - Yao takes his game to a level never seen in the NBA. He will be like Hakeem, and win MVP, DPOY, and Finals MVP. He will become quick like The Dream, and do to opposing centres what Hakeem did to Robinson and Shaq in '95 - constantly leaving them in the dust with unbelievably pretty fakes, moves and countermoves, and score at will. He will also become the best defender and swat away anything that comes in the paint, to a point where opposing teams never attempt a layup against us.

    2 - TMac manages to save the One Ring from being destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom, and is able to wield it for good, whilst overcoming the evil side of its powers. He becomes an invincible playmaker, so good that if he passes to Chuck behind the three point line and tell him to shoot it, it's an assist every time. And he also becomes the most versatile player ever, being able to play all positions (including coach when necessary) to plug any holes the team has.

    3 - Bonzi recaptures the form he had in last year's playoffs, and becomes the ultimate swingman and third scorer that we desperately need. I saw a few flashes of what he can do in the past week or so - he had a nice baseline dunk, quite bouncy, unlike the 'lunk' he did in his first game as a Rocket...

    4 - Clyde's tongue suddenly sticks to the roof of his mouth for no apparent reason, and regrettably has to be reassigned somewhere away from doing the commentary...


    Feel free to add your wishes...
     
  2. stangend77

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    to win w/o fckn t-mac! :mad: more than once!
     
  3. LCII

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    lol @ wish number 2
     
  4. Steve_Francis_rules

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    I want the Rockets to somehow trade for Earl Watson, I heard he was unhappy in Seattle.
     
  5. windfern

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    more energy and hustle play. our defense last night was abysmal.
     
  6. Storm Surge

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    I want T-Mac to turn into Orlando T-Mac again.
     
  7. Omer

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    Only thing I want for the next 3-5 years is for T-Mac to not have any back problems.

    Basically, if that happens, you know he's the best in the league and with the best wing and best post players in the league I don't see why we can't win a few championships.
     
  8. Hayesfan

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    This is the best wish EVER! And so I add it as number two to my list of wishes.

    1. That every player on the Rockets team plays to the ultimate of its potential in every game (which will insure we win every game from this point on). This means 45+ points a game for Yao. 6+ three pointers a game for Luther. Rafer gets more than 5 And1's. Battier takes 8 charges a game. And Chuck gets 15+ rebounds each game.

    2. See quote above. Cause I share that wish! LOL

    3. That Jeff VanGundy smiles for more than 30 secs each day :D A big toothy grin too, not a simple turning up of the lip on one side.
     
  9. eaglewu

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    Trade T-Mac before all stars. Then we will be consistant.
     
  10. funky

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    Granted! ;) [​IMG]
     
  11. eaglewu

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    Your guys Wishlist is too difficult to come true. Did anyone know what we offer for AI?

    Trade TMac for anyone healthy
     
  12. SLrocket

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    tmac needs an effin EPIDURAL INFLAMMATORY SHOT!
     
  13. SLrocket

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    IM A MEMBER!
     
  14. TizzyT

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    We need Steve Nash for that part haha :)

    I just want back problems gone, Rafer to stop thinking hes a shooter, Bonzi be back into perfect shape, and refs to stop being morons
     
  15. ryandoc

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    how bout the 04/05 playoffs t-mac? he was invincible...
     
  16. ryandoc

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    CONGRATS SLROCKET!!!
     
  17. krayziefl

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    I wish for a healthy t-mac (that means no back spams anymore for this season) and the role players playing with intensity every minute and making progress.
     
  18. ryandoc

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    how bout a time machine to go back and not make the Rafer Alston - Mike James trade???
     
  19. ericmark

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    I like JVG, but he struggles without T-mac;
    I like T-mac, but he has a broken back.
    We are in trouble, deep trouble. :( So comes the Christmas. :)
    If my wish goes to Tmac, I'll probably be heartbroken again.
    So I count on JVG, I wish him more creative, win games without T-mac, win games they are close, win games unwinnable, win games with our scrubs! :p
     
  20. SunsRocketsfan

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    i wish...
    we some how get rid of rafer and bring in a real PG
     

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