A few questions about your mailbox(s), let's see what we can learn about you. How many do you have? How often do you check your spam folder? Why is your mailbox organized by date when there are so many other options available (type, address, subject)? Is "return receipt" the rule or the exception? Do you open mail that mentions penis modification anywhere in the subject? Who do you enjoy getting e-mail from the most ? Who do you send the most e-mail to? Don't be afraid, it's all love in here...
*mic feedback* Struggling Comic- Hey is this thing on? Crowd- Your thread sucks! Struggling Comic (sweating)- Um Um...mailbox... no...OK, so a waitress at Hooter's brings me my order and says, " Um..See how fast I brought your chicken?", I go, " Yeah but um how fast can you choke one?" Crowd- Your thread still sucks, even though it took you another 10 minutes to type this skit! *mic feedback* Struggling Comic- So I um...flew in here today and boy...um...um....good night!
did you post this to get material for a new bit? could be worse... you could be Henni Fa-Fa, Iraqi Comedian... "Hello, I just flew in from a suicide bombing in Isreal and boy are my arms gone! I was asked the other day if I knew Bin Laden, I told them I knew he's Bin Hiding... I am the only comedian in Iraq... the others are in Guantanamo and Abu Grhaib! Take my wives, please! My cousin told me he helped build pyramids, I said, I didn't know you had been to Egypt, he said, I didn't go to Egypt, I was in Abu Grhaib prison!"
Alright, I'll bite. I hate it when I come up with something clever and it gets ignored, also. I've got three mailboxes. 1) Work 2)Yahoo 3)Ragingbull; though I think this sites Email finally crapped out. I check spam once every couple of days. I had no idea I could resort my files. I'm a computer idiot. (I'm always reminded of that skit from "Working" where one co-worker has changed another coworker's voice-mail to say "You've reached John Smith..... Moron." When a baffled collegue asks "Why don't you change your voicemail back?" The coworker yell's "I DON'T KNOW HOW!!" No return receipts for me. I wouldn't know how to do that. Haven't opened a penis modification email yet. No need to. I enjoy getting email from people that actually WRITE me. Typically once every other week. My friends and I rarely correspond this way. I send most emails to HotRussianBrides.com. No responses yet.
How many do you have? one work addy, 4 personal, 1 hotmail, 1 gmail for a total of 6 email addy's How often do you check your spam folder? I only check my hotmail spam folder and I do that everytime I check my hotmail, which is about twice a week. Why is your mailbox organized by date when there are so many other options available (type, address, subject)? I like my most recent emails together, I sort by sender or subject when I am searching for something in my inbox Is "return receipt" the rule or the exception? exception Do you open mail that mentions penis modification anywhere in the subject? I don't open or read any spam. Who do you enjoy getting e-mail from the most ? A buddy of mine in San Antonio, he's always sending me wacky stuff. Who do you send the most e-mail to? My buddy in San Antonio Don't be afraid, it's all love in here... Oh, I'm afraid...
How many do you have? Currently: 2 Past year: 4 Lifetime: countless How often do you check your spam folder? Every day or 2. Why is your mailbox organized by date when there are so many other options available (type, address, subject)? I like to read stuff in the order I got it... Is "return receipt" the rule or the exception? I don't care if people read my email Do you open mail that mentions penis modification anywhere in the subject? You can't prove anything. Who do you enjoy getting e-mail from the most ? Jenny18F@sexygirl.com Who do you send the most e-mail to? No one in particular really. I just send it out when I can't reach people by phone/IM.
How many do you have? 4 (yahoo, hotmail, work, school and NO, not Univision punto com) How often do you check your spam folder? once a week (to see if I have any messages from someone named "Otro Hermano") Why is your mailbox organized by date when there are so many other options available (type, address, subject)? Because work is dealt with in the order in which is received... or is that "sent" ?? Is "return receipt" the rule or the exception? The Exception Do you open mail that mentions penis modification anywhere in the subject? Yes. Just to show it to my boss. Who do you enjoy getting e-mail from the most ? Pr0n Sites and comedians... [insert cricket sounds here] Who do you send the most e-mail to? I have a click-a. MOst close co-workers. Don't be afraid, it's all love in here... Don't we all wish. I don't want you to be afraid, either... muahahahahahaha...
How many do you have? 3 Hotmail - use for friends and family Gmail - use for business (online purchases, sells, etc.) University of Memphis - school purposes How often do you check your spam folder? Only have one with Hotmail and empty it every day Why is your mailbox organized by date when there are so many other options available (type, address, subject)? Mine are arranged by sender/receiver Is "return receipt" the rule or the exception? No opinion. Do you open mail that mentions penis modification anywhere in the subject? Uh, no I'm still waiting for that email that says penile reduction Who do you enjoy getting e-mail from the most ? My girlfriend. Who do you send the most e-mail to? Teachers/Professors
How many do you have? -too many to remember not enough to forget How often do you check your spam folder? -never Why is your mailbox organized by date when there are so many other options available (type, address, subject)? -by date and breast size... Is "return receipt" the rule or the exception? -i like mystery Do you open mail that mentions penis modification anywhere in the subject? -Only if it includes "By West Coast Choppers" somewhere in the subject. Who do you enjoy getting e-mail from the most ? -my grandpa, cause he's dead..and the pictures of him and Jesus are awesome. Who do you send the most e-mail to? Myself..cause it makes me feel like a big man. Don't be afraid, it's all love in here... That's what i slipped on
1 mailbox, thru my company. It scares my IT guy that I wouldn't have a private one too. Don't have a spam folder. We got a spam filter recently though I never had a problem with spam before. Now, it eats all my emails from friends and family. I switch my filtering as needed, though it is usually by date. That's easiest. Return receipt is the exception. I don't get penis modification emails for whatever reason. Probably anything with that in the subject gets eliminated by the spam filter (which might explain why friends' emails get lost). I suppose my wife is the answer to the question of who I like to receive from most and who I write to most.
How many do you have? Overall, probably 50 different aliases that come to me (most client related), but only really 3 actual boxes. How often do you check your spam folder? Never. It goes right to the trash without even notifying me. Why is your mailbox organized by date when there are so many other options available (type, address, subject)? I use Entourage and, at the moment, it doesn't have any way to group emails in threads like a BBS. I wish it did, but it doesn't. Date makes it easier for me to track through customer emails. But, I do sort all my emails into individual folders for clients or specific personal stuff. My inbox rarely has more than a few emails in it at a time. Is "return receipt" the rule or the exception? Definitely the exception. I know only a couple people who actually use it. Do you open mail that mentions penis modification anywhere in the subject? Only long enough for my hand to reach the delete button. Who do you enjoy getting e-mail from the most ? My wife, potential customers, and a couple friends. Who do you send the most e-mail to? My wife and Clutch (since we work together).
I have at least 6 mailboxes still functioning.... Hotmail has probably cut off the other 3 or 4 I had for spam crap. I only check my spam folder once or twice a year. I organize my emails by date, cuz otherwise I'd be too lazy to sort through ALL the freaking email UT sends (and has sent) me to find the newest ones Return receipt??? Does anyone actually use that? Considering I don't have a penis, no, I don't open those emails... Or the ones with VIAGRA in the title either. People actually send other people email? Holy cow. I gotta find a person like that. All of my email is school related. I email my mom the most. It's the only way I get to talk to her sometimes.
I have three email boxes - sbcglobal, gmail, and hotmail. I check my spam folder every day on my sbcglobal account, because I fear it's eating my families email. I sort it by date, so I don't have to scroll through the entire box to see what my new mail is - if I could set it up so it would jump into my main box, then automatically get filed off after 24-36 hours into sub-categories by who sent them - I'd probably do that. I don't believe I've gotten the "return receipt" more than once. I don't get penis enlargement or p*rn ads. I get offers to get prescription drugs for cheap, and offers to lower my mortgage rates - Sometimes I wonder if the spammers know I'm a man. I mean, I wouldn't order it, or go to the p*rn sites but just a little reinforcement that - yeah, we know you have a penis - here's something to make it huge and nekkid women to stare at. I enjoy getting mail most from my mother, sister and girlfriend. I send the most mail to the aforementioned three.
2 hotmail, one strictly for family, one for school(but that hasnt been used in ages) 1 yahoo - for friends 1 Gmail - im lovin it 1 other free one that clutch hadn't banned - but as of today that is deactivated 1 Virgina tech one - for college so six in total.
How many do you have? 4 - 1 personal (earthlink), 1 for my business and 2 for my wife's business How often do you check your spam folder? What's a spam folder? Why is your mailbox organized by date when there are so many other options available (type, address, subject)? Mine are arranged by date. Is "return receipt" the rule or the exception? Never want a receipt and never return a receipt when asked. Do you open mail that mentions penis modification anywhere in the subject? I don't think I've ever received an email with that subject. Who do you enjoy getting e-mail from the most ? My wife. Who do you send the most e-mail to? My wife and my office manager
How many do you have? 4 - 1 Home (RR), 1 Work, 2 Personal (Lycos & Yahoo) How often do you check your spam folder? I sent them to trash without looking. Why is your mailbox organized by date when there are so many other options available (type, address, subject)? Mine are arranged by date, it's just more convient that way. Very seldom would I ever have the need to look back at an email (except at work of course). Is "return receipt" the rule or the exception? The Rule at work, always need to know if the receipient even bother to read my email. A co-worker at one time actually claim that I never sent him the info. for a meeting, I calmly forward the "read receipt" to my manager. The Exception for all others. Do you open mail that mentions penis modification anywhere in the subject? The very first time to see if it was a joke a friend played on me. Who do you enjoy getting e-mail from the most ? Used to be those subscribed joke letters, but don't have time to read them anymore. Who do you send the most e-mail to? Other than co-workers, my brother.
