If you had a band (people who are actually in bands may be excluded, especially if their bands' names suck), what would your name be? My ideas: The Burgled The Open Wider Gene Wilder F***ing Tact I'll think of some more that have run through my head.
I'm already in a band, though not sure for how much longer.. But if I were to start another I'd call it "Yao Ming" or "Tmac"
If my band were named Yao Ming or Tmac, I would be certain of how much longer I'd be a member of the group.