Well it has ticked over to April 1st here in Australia (I'm in the future!) and we all know what that means.... Thought I'd start a thread we're we could all talk about the pranks we have pulled for today, and on past April Fools days. I always do something with my web site, this year I've posed that I'm shutting it down and selling the domain names. The best one I did was the first one, shut the site down so it was just a black screen with a message from the "server admin" and I'd been killed the night before. I had people looking for news about my death in the papers, I p*ssed off a lot of people that year! :grin: I think these days with news as it is, the best thing to do is to say "Have you heard the news about" and just come up with something completely crazy. Carry it on until midday and then laugh at someones expense! :grin: Anyway, over to you lot. Lets see what carnage we can cause today! :grin:
FYI: 2012 comes sooner in Ohs-treh-leah. G'nite, mate! I thought ye blokes di'nt celebrate 'at. Spoiler [ Music Intro: "Down Under", Men At Work ] [ open on Australian Woman sitting along the beach ] Australian Woman: Hi, mates. Do you like beautiful, sexy Australian girls who love having wild sex? Then pick up the phone and call 1-600-555-AUSSIE, for the most erotic one-to-one adult yabber with hot, sexy Australian beauties. Operator #1: Oh, baby, baby.. I want you to faucet your banana fender, and let me razoo you like a brumby! Then I'll unzip your strides and let you laff all over me cuckoo burrows! Male Caller #1: [ confused ] What?! Australian Woman: It's the steamiest phone sex line this side of Adelaie. Good-looking sheilas with perfect bodies want to talk naughty to you right now! Operator #2: Hey, I got a really wet yabbie! So go ahead and chockablock me in the gunny until I waltz in you boots! Male Caller #2: [ confused ] Uh... I don't get what you're saying.. can we just have phone sex..? Operator #2: Eww! Take out your boomer and do me Yahoo Serious-style, you tanky bushman! Male Caller #2: Can you repeat that? Australian Woman: So don't be a jumsheep. Because no matter what turns you on, there's nothing these hot, horny lookers can't handle. How about a kinky three-way Aussie-style? Male Caller #3: Oh, yeah! Operator #2: Oy! Operator #1: Durite! Operator #2: Oy! Operator #1: Durite! Male Caller #3: What? Operators: Good on you! Male Caller #3: You're... you're scaring me ...
Yeah hard to top those... I forgot what last year's was. Or the year before that. Clutch needs to up his game :grin: There are so many materials he can use on this current Rockets.
for houston people write a note that either a mr lyons, or mr lee murr has called and would like for this person to call them back. the phone number is 713.533.6500 be sure to stand close when the phone call is made. the confused and embarrassed faces is hilarious.
I remember back around 1990 or so, I was working at a Babbage's as a store manager at Greenspoint (bleah), and one night at home I was watching the news, and there was a big story on the sportscast about how MLB had just done away with the ban on aluminum bats, and how there would be an expected huge increase in stats. They went to the big stars in Houston at the time, like Glenn Davis, people like that, and were interviewing them, and they were all talking about how they loved their old wooden bats, but that they would definitely be switching to aluminum because of the lighter weight and increased power. It was all very serious and presented as a straight news story, very low key. Next day at work, I mentioned to one of my employees about it, and asked what he thought, since he was a big roto stats fantasy baseball nerd. That kid laughed his arse off for like half an hour, and finally asked me what day it was. It was April 2nd, and they had got me good with the fake news story the night before. And when my wife used to ride the bus downtown every day, she would always tell me stories of seeing people getting on the bus wearing heavy parkas and boots and scarves and hats, because the radio stations had said that it was going to drop into the 20's later in the day.. LOL Hehehe I love that stuff
Me and my little brother are 5 1/2 years apart. He was in elementary school and I was in high school at the time. I got home before he did so I packed all his clothes in a suitcase and loaded everything in his room in a storage shed we had behind the garage. I painted this huge banner that said "Good Luck At Boarding School". When he got off the bus he was shocked to see that all his stuff was gone and he actually thought he was being shiped off. I went as far as to have my parents in on the joke and it lasted abouth 45 mins. He was crying and sobbing like a little girl , I will never forget that ever. :grin:
All I ask is that the powers of Clutchfans to call my brother in law, and give him hell all day. That is all.
I posted on my facebook a couple years ago that my doctor just told me I had been exposed to Dihydrogen Monoxide, I had people telling me "OMG I'm sorry I'll pray for you!" all over the place.
