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You'll never guess who I met...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by boomboom, Aug 21, 2003.

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  1. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Well...I had the chance to meet someone recently...someone that I thought I'd never have a run-in with. I've spent most of my life trying to live up to some sort of pristine image of how I thought I should be, but through casual conversation with my wife and my own curiosity, I (we) somewhat stumbled into this meeting. Trying not to get too specific with personal information, I'm in my early thirties, have never smoked cigarettes, and have done my fair share of drinking and clubbing. I'm not a complete square, but have spent a portion of my life avoiding things that were allegedly not good for me.

    And up until a few weeks ago, I had done a great job of keeping true to my instilled values...and then I had a chance to meet Mary Jane. What can I say? I'm a bit embarassed that I did not experiment with things like this when I was younger...it seems like that's what you're SUPPOSED to do...right??!?

    Anyways...the entire process went down like this...my wife and I were having a conversation and somehow mj came into the discussion. She knows I've never done it and says that I should have at least tried it, that I'll never know what I missed. Well, I guess she planted a seed and thought about it and decided that maybe I was old and mature enough to handle trying it. So I mentioned to her that I thought I'd like to try it...she was shocked, but was open to the idea. She has some coworkers that participate in those types of activities and I urged her to see if she could get some so I could give it a try. She said that she didn't want to bring this up at work and kinda pushed the subject to the background. I assumed this whole thing was a passing fancy and decided to keep quiet and I'd soon forget about this and move on with the rest of my life. Well...it turns out she has a coworker who is about as wet-behind-the-ears as I am and happened to mention to my wife that her cousin had just tried it and that she (wife's coworker) was interested it trying it also. My wife mentioned that I had talked to her about the same thing and that pretty much was sparked the resulting events.

    A week or so went by and we were invited over to my wife's coworker's house for dinner (with the 'salad'). The planned day finally came and I waited nervously, not knowing what to expect. Keep in mind, I had never smoked a cigarette in my life, so I was feeling quite amateurish. The time came for dinner and we made our way to our friends' house. We ate a quick dinner and decided it was time for the event. We made our way out to the patio and got ready. I was pretty nervous and didn't want to waste what we had (not having smoked before, I figured I would cough and hack most of the good stuff away). So I ended up practicing with a cigarette...which was not really enjoyabled, but I did figure out how to inhale (anti-Slick Willie joke here). So we finally decided to proceed and to cut this long story short...a few hours later I was quite relaxed and laughing at some stupid things that would normally not be very funny.

    So...to summarize...apparently, we had a very weak strain and didn't get to maximize the expected effects (my wife says the stuff she had in Hawaii was significantly better). But other than that, it was a fun experiment in a controlled environment. I definitely want to try it again, but I'd like a more profound effect.

    I was going to post on cc.net requesting opinions as to whether it was a good idea or not...it seems like quite a few people do this sort of thing, but I eventually decided I owe it to myself to do a little experimenting. Sorry this is so long...I though I'd share this interesting experience with you guys.
     
  2. Mr. Mooch

    Mr. Mooch Contributing Member

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    Dude, come on. You won't get the full effect unless you hang out with some druggies for a while that know what they're doing, and which stuff is good.

    Oh, and make sure you offer to pay. Ettiquette is always nice. Just wait 'till they offer you shrooms (which I don't plan on doing any time soon, if at all)...

    Oh, and my first time was about 3 months ago (with a lieutenants daughter and friends). ;)
     
  3. no_answer

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    Aw! My turn ;)

    My first time consisted of me+another cc.net member+a guy I went to high school with+ UH campus and an abandoned hosptial. It was much fun, but I dont date mary jane anymore. We broke up along time ago. :D
     
  4. codell

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    You could have replaced "Mary Jane" with "manage a troi" and your story would have still made perfect sense (in fact, I thought thats where it was going at first).
     
  5. Maynard

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    hey as long as you are mature and responsible about it, have fun

    btw, you are a lucky guy to have a cool wife...
     
  6. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    I thought I smelled a monkey.
     
  7. giddyup

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    I hope you're not on <b>andymoon's</b> ignore list!

    Man, I'll be 50 on my next birthday and I've never danced with Mary Jane.
     
  8. ima_drummer2k

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    I'm in love with Mary Jane.
    She's my main thing.
    She makes me feel alright.
    She makes my heart sing.

    And when I'm feeling low,
    She comes as no surprise.
    Turns me on with her love.
    Takes me to paradise.

    Do you love me Mary Jane?
    Yeah. Whoa-oh-oh.
    Do ya? Do ya? Do ya?
    Now do you think you love me Mary Jane.
    Don't you play no games.

    I'm in love with Mary Jane.
    I'm not the only one.
    If Mary wanna play around,
    I let her have her fun.
    She's not the kind of girl
    that you can just tie down.
    She likes to spread her love
    and turn your head around.
     
  9. Dubious

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    As stated on the smoking thread, I have been doing the doob for a long, long time so I have a couple of suggestions for you;

    Most of us old timers had our first buzz accompanied by Hendrix, Zepplin or Sargent Pepper's. Good music is essential to a good buzz. Headphones are also good idea. If you've never heard it, download some Firesign Theater.

    For a group, humor is the best accompaniment. Group laughter is always contageous.

    And of course for the two of you there is the sex thing.

    Have fun but take my word and don't let your curiosity lead you to harder drugs. They are fun too but they are highly addictive, very expensive and very destructive to your health.

    Oh another thing, you don't have to smoke it if it makes you hack.
    Just grind it up real fine in your coffee grinder, remove the stems and seeds, then lightly brown it in a pan using real butter. Add a little oregano and garlic then sop it up with a piece of french bread. It tases just like any other garlic toast and get's you real stoned.
     
  10. Maynard

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    never tried this...

    must stop by krogers on way home for supplies :)


    oh an I concur on the music point, listenin to some great music when your high is an awsome experience...
     
  11. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I have recently discovered this.

    Wow.
     
  12. LeGrouper

    LeGrouper Member

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    It was fun back in the day, but I was a loser on it. It is antisocial but if you just want to chill with friends it is fun. But my new drug is women and it just doesn't help in that persuit.

    The people who really bug me on it are the dudes that are blown 24 seven, wake n' bake and all that. I have lost some friends to that phenomenon and it is just sad. I don't think there are any real bad things about it besides the fact you become really r****ded while the oven's on and only the other baked goods find anything you are laughing at funny, so you tend to only want to hang out with other loaves of bread.
     
  13. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    How much do you use? The normal amount for a bowl?
     
  14. LeGrouper

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    Depends how much toast you've got:D
     
  15. LeGrouper

    LeGrouper Member

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    So... you recently discovered the sex thing eh?....
     
  16. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Yes. I thought I'd only need my hand for the rest of my life...but, wow!!
     
  17. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    My I also suggest cambell's cream of chicken soup and cheetos.

    Make the soup according to directions. Serve yourself a bowl......and uh.....then serve yourself a bowl of soup. Throw a handful of cheetos into the soup, and eat the soup and cheetos while they are still crunchy. When you've eaten the cheetos off the top, throw in another handful until your soup is gone.

    Bon appetit!
     
  18. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    May I suggest staring at some animal's dead corpse that is squirming with maggots. Oh wait, that's acid...
     
  19. ZRB

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    There's no point in starting off light. Roll up a big "finger-size", and smoke every last bit of it. That's how my parents introduced me to MJ.

    Blast your favorite music, have a good supply of snacks in the kitchen, and have fun.

    Smoking in a group is the most fun.
     
  20. OldManBernie

    OldManBernie Old Fogey

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    You GOTTA have the right music. Pink Floyd and The Doors does it for me. Enjoy!
     

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