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You need a Tesla, but you got a Hummer

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Honey Bear, May 11, 2017.

  1. Honey Bear

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    Now Ima tell you something boys,

    and Ima tell you it good.

    James, he a good man. He a strong man. But he don't give you much mileage.

    YEAH HE PLAY A LOTTA MINUTES

    AND HE GOT A BIG BODY

    BUT THEY AIN'T EFFICIENT

    By the time the 4th kwauter come round, he throwin the ball to anyone and getting blocked by old men. He run down like an 84 Camaro. He ain't shooting his way out of slumps and closing games the way the Kobe's MJ's and LeBron's done millions of time against playoff defenses. Even Kawhi better on offense at that point cuz he got the stamina to maintain.

    MAINTAIN THE BRAIN IN THE MEMBRANE.

    You workin the wrong guy to death. Need a yunggun like Mt. Giannis Koumpto, King of the Grecian Isles, that you can ride into the sunset with a D'Antoni offense.

    Cuz this hummer gon strong for about 12 miles, then pullin over.
     
  2. BackdoorHarden

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    I didn 't even read t his cuz it's another HOney Bear Drunk By Posting

    girl, get off those Churros and Tequlia before you post!!!
     
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    Troll thread by troll

    Inside the trolling is a valid point though, Harden shouldn't be playing so many minutes with our back court depth, would love for him to average around 32-34 mpg. Adding a secondary legitimate passer off the bench would help out a lot with that, we have plenty of firepower on the bench but no passer to set them up when Harden sits.


    That being said, every player gets tired when they play too many minutes (example, the super human athlete in WB being gassed), it's nothing on Harden individually. He ain't no godamn hummer, he's a ****ing stallion.
     
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    Do you actually think Milwaukee would give up Giannis for Harden in any sort of a trade? Not that Morey would propose it in the first place but that's an outlandish thing to believe.
     
  6. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Like I predicted. Bunny Bear took a day or two off, still couldn't touch a woman, jacked off himself while crying to bed, and came back to create another Giannis thread.

    Rinse. Repeat.
     
  7. Ziggy

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    Reported again. Crossing fingers. Hoping for miracle.
     
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    Yeah great analogy. James Harden is like a crocodile swinging a 10lb sledgehammer- can be pretty deadly at first, but after 3 quarters the hammer gets too heavy for the crocodile's low stamina and tiny arms.

    MJ and Kobe otoh were more like Northern Giant Mouse Lemurs, which have the largest testicle to body weight ratio of any primate in the world. Also this lemur has a miniature katana that it kills you with in the fourth quarter.
     
  9. Honey Bear

    Honey Bear Contributing Member

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    HOW OOOOOOOOOOHHH BOY!

    HATE TO SAY I TOLD YA SO

    BUT DOGGONIT

    I DUN TOLD YA SO!

    James harden ain't no endurance athlete, gotta stop overworking him. I don't know if he even have the stamina to make it to the finals , let alone win along the day.

    Getting embarrassed by a spurs team with out Kawhi in OT, and once again at home, just say it all.

    Respect to the OP for keepin it real, and being generous enough to let em know how it is.
     

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