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Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by pacertom, May 30, 2013.

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  1. pacertom

    pacertom Member

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    ...you remember attending your first game in person, way back in 2011.



    ...you avoid arena food in hopes that you will not stain your favorite man-pris




    ... your mother and your sister can legally be considered "silicon-based life forms"
     
    #1 pacertom, May 30, 2013
  2. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Think you might be coming down with the case of premature cockiness.
     
    #2 FLASH21, May 30, 2013
  3. pacertom

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    ...you think that Rony Seikaly and Bimbo Coles are names of Heat cheerleaders.


    ...you work for ESPN


    ...you consider the fundamentals to consist of shooting, running, and flopping
     
    #3 pacertom, May 30, 2013
  4. CCorn

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    You didn't know who Charles Barkley was until 2011, but now he is public enemy #1.
     
    #4 CCorn, May 30, 2013
  5. pacertom

    pacertom Member

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    ...you think that Glen Rice is an item at the concession stand


    ...you think that back in 2008 the NBA played "old school basketball"


    ...you think that David Stern is "out to get" the Heat
     
    #5 pacertom, May 30, 2013
  6. VanityHalfBlack

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    BLOWJOBS GIVEN TO ALL CONFIRMED TWITTER FOLLOWERS WHO ARE OVER 21 WITH ID
    ***MUST FOLLOW BOTH @SaraJayxxx & @AngelinaCastroX to qualify ***
     
    #6 VanityHalfBlack, May 30, 2013
  7. A_3PO

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    Miami has long been the true Silicon Valley. Cannot stand the place. Fortunately, haven't had to go there in the last 7-8 years.
     
    #7 A_3PO, May 30, 2013
  8. pacertom

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    (those chicks in the spoiler above seem to have tire tracks from being run over by the ugly bus)
     
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  9. RMGEEGEE

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    You might be a Heat fan if...

    ...you thought The Decision was a good decision.

    ...you think your team is going to win not one.. not two.. not three..

    ...you've only been paying attention to the NBA for the past 3 years.
     
    #9 RMGEEGEE, May 30, 2013
  10. arjun

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    I was a heat fan...but a fan of this team:

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    #10 arjun, May 30, 2013
  11. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    You spend more time taking pictures of yourself and friends at the game than watching the game
     
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  12. Haymitch

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    ... you think LeBron would never, ever leave the Heat.
     
    #12 Haymitch, May 30, 2013
  13. Air Langhi

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    The pacers have one of the worst fan bases in the NBA. They are winning and their attendance still sucks. The Pacers should just move.
     
    #13 Air Langhi, May 30, 2013
  14. pacertom

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    Check back in after your team including Artest and J O'neal starts an on-court brawl and also guys like Tinsley and Stephen Jackson repeatedly get into gun fights in the parking lots of strip clubs, causing you to dump them all for guys like Troy Murphy.

    Those players took a steaming dump on the fan base and it took a LOT of work to rebuild the support that had been there for 30+ years.

    Judging from the last couple of months, the passion is restored, not just with the diehards but with the average Joe fan in Indy.
     
    #14 pacertom, May 30, 2013
  15. Firebomb525

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    You become a Cavaliers fan once LeBron heads back to team with Kyrie and Noel.
     
    #15 Firebomb525, May 30, 2013
  16. pacertom

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    You might be a Heat fan if...

    you have carpal tunnel syndrome from all of your one finger salutes!

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    #16 pacertom, May 30, 2013
  17. thejav

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    you can only name 3 players on the team..
     
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  18. RedRedemption

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    Coming from a supporter of a team that is named after something from another sport...

    You and SacTown (the Heat homer on this board) would fit along real well...
     
    #18 RedRedemption, May 30, 2013
  19. BONIERO1576

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    . . . your sense of style is mostly derived from Miami Vice reruns.
     
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  20. mr. 13 in 33

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    True Heat fans know who this is lol
     
    #20 mr. 13 in 33, May 30, 2013
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