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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Dnjndmrc5, Apr 23, 2007.

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  1. Dnjndmrc5

    Dnjndmrc5 Member

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    1. You design your work schedule around the rockets schedule
    2. Your contemplating studying for finals or watching the game
    3. You daydream in class about the rockets playoff game the previous day
    4. Your counting down to 8:30
    5. Your tyring to come up with an excuse for not going to work.
    6. You fight over the TV with your roomates who are not into sports


    continue...
     
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    You buy a 13" Sylvania TV for your wife/girlfriend so that she can her night-time shows while you kick back and watch the game on the 40" HDTV. And when the game is over at midnight and you go to the bed room the door is locked cause she's pissed at having to watch her shows with a telescope.
     
  3. Sishir Chang

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    You start writing hokey songs about the Rockets and their fans.
     
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    You have to put 3 white t-shirts on over your jersey on game days just so the red doesn't show through to your button-down.
     
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    you masturbate to pictures of vspan
     
  6. Yaozer

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    Start growing playoff mustache because you're Asian and you can't grow a beard
     
  7. Riz

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    OMG!!! I just text my friend saying 4 hours left!!! AND Im skipping my studying for my test tomorrow!! AND I was daydreaming about Rockets in class this morning but I do that even during regular season!!

    Dude are you stocking me?!!!!!! :D
     
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    12. You play on a local recreational basketball team that plays for the league championship this week, but you might skip the game entirely because you might miss the first few minutes of the Rockets game.

    13. You bring your Rockets jersey and rally towels and pin them up in your cubicle...about 15 feet from your supervisor's office (who happens to be a Mavs fan).
     
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    when u are either happy or extremely sad
     
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    you can't even start studying for your final tomorrow because the rockets are playing in a few hours. :eek:
     
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    When Dirk Nodickskeet starts choking.
     
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    16. When you and your best friend can't be friends.
     
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    When your neighbor comes knocking on your door to check if you are ok. (Yes, I scream)
     
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    17. When you miss the last half of Heroes to catch the start of game 2.
     
  15. Hayesfan

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    amen, thank god for DVR!!

    18. You cancel any and all plans for the scheduled days of Game 5 6 and 7, just in case the impossible happens and we don't sweep the Jazz.

    :)
     
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    18. when you rather watch the Rox play then get laid
     
  17. Blue Brick

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    18 When time feels like stopping around 2 hrs before tip-off. :mad:
     
  18. demon77

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    When you make a thread about it.
     
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    20 When your 95 year old grandma is growing a playoff beard
     
  20. Gummi Clutch

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    19. you do it doggy so you can both watch the game.
     
    #20 Gummi Clutch, Apr 23, 2007
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