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You Don't Mess With the Zohan

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by moestavern19, Jun 8, 2008.

  1. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Worst.

    Movie.

    Ever.


    I want those 2 hours of my life back.

    Sandler's jew-accented bulging crotch-a-thon geriatric sex romp special is so bad its offensive to everyone watching it.

    For the love of God do not see this movie.
     
  2. Faos

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    I refuse to watch another Sandler movie until he makes an "R" rated flick. The Longest Yard is the perfect example.

    He tries to appeal to the masses (who can blame him $$) and dumbs down his movies. I think he's overrated.
     
  3. RocketManJosh

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    I love Adam Sandler's movies ... almost all of them.

    And this movie was AWFUL ... He owes me 3 great movies to make up for this one.
     
  4. Rocket River

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    My My My . .. . I must say I was not expect this
    I am serious .. i did not expect an Oscar
    but i thought it would be passable.

    Rocket River
     
  5. OGKashMoney

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    Come on guys, it was full of stupid laughter and not as bad as people are making it out to be.

    If you are in the mood for laughing at childish jokes about sex, race, religion, and any other type of joke you thought was funny in middle school, then you can enjoy this movie.
     
  6. Bullard4Life

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    I never can understand this kind of response. It's like saying: 'Yeah guys, it's a turd sandwich, but what did you expect? As long as you know that going in, it's not so bad when you bite into fecal matter and the undigested bits of corn get stuck in your teeth.' Lack of artistic ambition is not a shield from criticism.
     
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    Am I the only one who thought this was hilarious? I laughed nonstop for one hour straight and towards the end it got a little slow.
     
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    Only redeeming value.


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  9. The Real Shady

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    Damn. This was the first Adam Sandler movie I wanted to see in a while. Guess I'll have to wait.
     
  10. moestavern19

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    She could have been naked for a hour straight and it wouldn't have been worth it.


    Biggest Piece of **** movie ever.

    I didn't laugh once.
     
  11. Kam

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    You hatin. You hating man. Pac would never hate that. You hating man. It's been 1994 fo fo fo evaaa. I am gangster. stop hatin. stop hatin. stop hatin, start drinking careyade.








    Mariah Carey is in it. That's why I want to see it.
     
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    Mmm Sloan soooooo foine.
     
  13. DonnyMost

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    Ok... you guys saw the trailers and actually thought this movie was WORTH seeing?

    You do realize the title of the movie was "you don't mess with the zohan" right?

    I want to slap you guys
     
  14. moestavern19

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    In my defense, I got dragged along to it.

    I'm just glad I didn't fork over any cash to see it.

    I thought it looked like it could be a little less ****tier than "The Love Guru" But now I seriously have my doubts that The Love Guru could top this in terms of sucktitude.


    BTW - The Mariah Carey cameo sealed the deal.

    What a stupid slut.

    Never, ever open your mouth unless there is music coming out of it.

    Didn't we learn anything from Glitter?
     
  15. Kam

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    Don't be hating on Mariah. She is a music goddess.
    She is a HERO! A HERO!

    She has like 20 number 1 singles. Most all time. She is a hero.

    [Insert 30 pictures here.]
     
  16. Rocketman95

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    Dave Matthews is in it, so it's my favorite movie ever.
     
  17. finalsbound

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    It really was the worst movie I've ever seen. It wasn't funny at all and the attempt at humor was so painful to watch at times that I closed my eyes. It wasn't that it was raunchy, it was just...STUPID. Jokes were drawn out several minutes when they weren't the least bit funny.

    I'm not a hater of dumb comedies. I loved Zoolander and Old School and all those Frat Pack romps. This one just sucked an unholy amount of ass...one critic was spot on when he said that even drunk frat boys would wonder why there were jokes about hummus, sex, and his "package" EVERY 20 seconds.
     
  18. Dave2000

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    his cameo in "I Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" was epic, hard to top that one :p

    I'll give this a go, I am BIG Sandler fan, with Happy Gilmore/Reign Over Me as my top movies, as long as it was better than Little Nicky, I'll be satisfied.
     
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    Previews look pretty bad, but my hopes for the movie were raised a bit after finding out Judd Apatow wrote it. It's got to be better than Sandler's last couple of films.
     
  20. moestavern19

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    What part of "For the love of God do not see this movie" are you people not getting?
     

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