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[You Can't Make This Stuff Up] Drunken Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church

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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    http://www.stuff.co.nz/4526413a4560.html

    Man dressed as Darth Vader attacked Jedis
    Stuff.co.nz | Wednesday, 14 May 2008

    A man has received a suspended sentence for assaulting the founders of Britain's first Jedi church while dressed as Darth Vader.

    Wearing a garbage bag as a cape to complete his Star Wars-themed costume, Arwel Wynne Hughes used a metal crutch to hit Barney Jones, also known as Master Jonba Hehol, on the head, the Associated Press reported.

    Mr Hughes, 27, also attacked Jones' cousin Michael Jones, known as Master Mormi Hehol, and wounded him in the thigh, a British court was told.

    Alcohol was a likely factor behind the assault, since Hughes claimed he couldn't remember what happened because he had consumed most of 10 litre box of wine before.

    The incident was caught on a video camera, which the two Jedi masters had set up to film themselves in a light sabre battle.

    "Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes yelled as he came on to the scene.

    Hughes was given a suspended sentence of two months in jail and a £260 fine.

    Jones' Church of Jediism, a philosophy gleaned from the popular Star Wars movies, was set up last year and has about 30 members.
     
    #1 mlwoo, May 14, 2008
  2. pirc1

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    I guess these Jedi sucks. They should be ashame to call themselves Jedis! :eek:
     
    #2 pirc1, May 14, 2008
  3. The Real Shady

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    That's awesome. I want to join this church.
     
    #3 The Real Shady, May 14, 2008
  4. meggoleggo

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA That's awesome. I'd love to see the video.
     
    #4 meggoleggo, May 14, 2008
  5. droxford

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    I don't believe it!















    (THAT is why you fail)
     
     
    #5 droxford, May 14, 2008
  6. BullRider

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    roflmao!!!! thank you!!!
     
    #6 BullRider, May 14, 2008
  7. mlwoo

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    Just picture it:

    A bunch of fat nerds in white robes sitting down kneeling at a stuffed Yoda. Then a drunk guy in a 10 dollar Darth Vader mask runs in with a trash bag around his neck and a crutch in his hand.

    "I'm DARTH VADER, b****ES!!!"

    Then he starts whacking them. That's great stuff.
     
    #7 mlwoo, May 14, 2008
  8. firecat

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    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9LHjL5EvfKs&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9LHjL5EvfKs&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>



    Not what I was hoping it would be if this is the actual video. The guys reaction is pretty funny.

    "that's really quite painful"
     
    #8 firecat, May 14, 2008
  9. professorjay

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    Looks like Vader's alcoholism is what really led to the downfall of the Empire. This sounds like a Family Guy cutscene.
     
    #9 professorjay, May 14, 2008
  10. ima_drummer2k

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    "A real douchebag, he is. Wipe the floor with him, I must."

    [​IMG]
     
    #10 ima_drummer2k, May 14, 2008
  11. Cannonball

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    That totally destroyed my fantasy of what I thought it would have looked like. :(
     
    #11 Cannonball, May 14, 2008
  12. Jeremiah

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    Holy crap!
     
    #12 Jeremiah, May 14, 2008
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    That's the greatest thing I ever read.
     
    #13 RunninRaven, May 14, 2008
  14. Oski2005

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    How are these other dorks "Masters," what Jedi trials have they completed?
     
    #14 Oski2005, May 14, 2008
  15. mlwoo

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    Yeah that video is really terrible. It sounds much better in writing.

    Firecat and Cannonball, please remove that awful video so the people that haven't seen it can still enjoy.

    Thank you.
     
    #15 mlwoo, May 14, 2008
  16. The_Yoyo

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    didnt watch the video but man that just sounds awesome

    Darth Vader! Jedis!

    hahahaha thats hillarious


    10 liters of wine? holy crap that guy must have had a ridiculously high blood alcohol level. I dont think i can drink 10 liters of water in a short period of time let alone wine or other alcohol
     
    #16 The_Yoyo, May 14, 2008
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    Ruined
     
    #17 justtxyank, May 14, 2008
  18. Oski2005

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    Aw crap, the truth is always lamer than fiction.
     
    #18 Oski2005, May 14, 2008
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    Do they really believe in the force? Or is their religion more tongue in cheek ala the Chruch of Satan?

    I imagine a bunch of guys meditating all day and doing things not-magic.
     
    #19 HAYJON02, May 14, 2008
  20. krnxsnoopy

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    Story sounded better than the real thing
     
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