...and the floor. occurred last night all the way through this morning. she's still sleeping. however aftershocks are expected.
I was just thinking of posting something similar. You missed a lot of funny though. Try to be more creative next time, like this: "....the tremors continued through the early morning, down through the thigh and calf regions. What was particularly devastating, however, was the tsunami that followed. 'I've never seen such devastation on such a massive scale to the bedding, mattress and bed frame. Even the new hardwood floor was scratched, and that was through the rug. I'd estimate damages in the tens, if not hundreds of dollars. And the loss of skin was horrendous. There are scratches everywhere.', commented expert witness, Xerobull. Recovery efforts begin today with a massive laundry detail, followed by a light sanding on the floor. More details as they c*m..."
I have a hard time believing the guy who brought you this hooked up with a girl.. I'm just saying, the girlies aren't into Halo 3 weapon art.
Kindly note that the sharing of your coital conquests, is frowned upon by the members of this bbs, unless your name happens to be thadeus. My hypothesis is that the collective insecurites of this bbs cannot handle the truth, hence thadeus's exclusivity deal has no expiry date.
other reports are that the minor quake was only felt by one party. There is evidence that, in fact, the tiny jolt left others unmoved and quite forgettable.
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