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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, Jan 16, 2006.

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  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1685466.html?menu=

    Female kidney turns lumberjack on to housework

    A Croatia lumberjack claims he started 'enjoying housework and knitting' after he was given a female kidney..

    Stjepan Lizacic, 56, from Osijek, is suing his local health authority because he says he's become a laughing stock.

    He says his life changed from enjoying heavy drinking sessions with pals to prefering housework after the operation.

    He told local newspaper 24sata: "The kidney transplant saved my life, but they never warned me about the side effects.

    "I have developed a strange passion for female jobs like ironing, sewing, washing dishes, sorting clothes in wardrobes and even knitting."

    He pointed out that before the kidney transplant he would not have been seen dead doing the housework, and expected his wife to do it all, but now found it both relaxing and fulfilling.

    He said: "My wife is the only one that is pleased. I do most of the housework now, and I blame the hospital that transplanted me the kidney of a 50-year-old woman instead of a man's kidney."

    His wife Radmila added: "If the new femine side to him is confined to housework I am very happy, I only hope he doesn't start looking at other men."
     
    #1 kwik_e_mart, Jan 16, 2006
  2. giddyup

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    Is "ananova" Croatian for "onion?"
     
    #2 giddyup, Jan 16, 2006
  3. RocketForever

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    Are there any females these days who enjoy washing dishes and doing houseworks? My girlfriend would say no. :)
     
    #3 RocketForever, Jan 16, 2006
  4. TMac640

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    well it doesn't matter what she thinks, according to the latest amendment to the U.S. Constitution, women have no rights :)
     
    #4 TMac640, Jan 16, 2006
  5. tierre_brown

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    These organ donor stories are purely psychological. Anyone interested in cadavers should read the book "Stiff."
     
    #5 tierre_brown, Jan 16, 2006
  6. bejezuz

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    They are out there, diamonds in the rough. Some even cook!
     
    #6 bejezuz, Jan 16, 2006
  7. SWTsig

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    your story amazes me! where can you find this species?
     
    #7 SWTsig, Jan 16, 2006
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    haha...i just read this on the canucks.com boards, and had to go back to check who posted it, surely enough: Kwik-E-Mart...i never knew you posted there.
     
    #8 3814, Jan 17, 2006
  9. Preston27

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    BARBER:
    I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
    I sleep all night and I work all day.


    MOUNTIES:
    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.
    BARBER:
    I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
    I go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
    And have buttered scones for tea.
    MOUNTIES:
    He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
    He goes to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
    And has buttered scones for tea.
    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.


    BARBER:
    I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars.
    MOUNTIES:
    He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
    He likes to press wild flowers.
    He puts on women's clothing
    And hangs around in bars?!
    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.
    BARBER:
    I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
    Suspendies, and a bra.
    I wish I'd been a girlie,
    Just like my dear Papa.
    MOUNTIES:
    He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
    Suspendies, and a bra?!
    [talking]
    What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
    And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
    [singing]
    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.
    He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.
     
    #9 Preston27, Jan 17, 2006
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