Well, it looks like Vince Carter answered one of our periodic questions from this summer: "He's gonna to be successful because he is high, and he has skills," said Carter, quoted by the official Xinhua News Agency. With a quote like that, could Yao's theme song be anything other than a special cover version of Afroman's "Because I Got High?" (sample first verse) "I wasn't gonna clean the boards -- until I got high. I was gonna shoot them 3-point-ers -- but then I got high. now I'm blocking Shaq inside -- and I know why... 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high."
