There was once was a Ming from China. Hoop skills, they couldn't be finaahh. His name got the pub, Stevie's face did it rub, And now the Franchise is a whinah? (I don't really think Stevie's a whiner, but I got stuck after I used the word China.) There once was a Yao who could hoop madly. But everyone kept saying Shawn Bradley. He came and he saw, Kicked Shaq in the craw, Steve welcomed him with open arms gladly. Next. Matt Jackson will definitely read this junk on the radio.
There once was a Yao named Ming, who keep us all dreaming of rings, with his jump-shooting treats and fans filling the seats, ya gotta admit Ming's the Thing!
