that when a rebound jumps up off the rim it goes between his legs. that when a rebound jumps up off the rim it goes over his head..................... and under YAO MINGS legs. Just trying to lighten it up for the holidays.......... A REACH I admit but I would love to hear what every one else has to add to these lead ins.
Yao Ming is so tall that he can't see defenders behind him. Aaron Brooks is so short, when Yao sets a pick, he goes under Yao's legs instead of around Yao's body. Yao Ming is so tall he attracts giraffes at the Houston Zoo. Aaron Brooks is so short that Mugsy Bouges felt like a Center. Twas the night before a Rockets game and all through the league, not a player was balling, except for Yao Ming. His point guard was quick, his point guard was fast. Yao couldn't keep up, he fell on his ass.
The funny thing about this was he actually did fall on his ass but it was the opposing team's point guard by the name of Stephon Marbury. I remember that game perfectly
CLEAN IT UP GUYS.......SCHOOLS OUT FOR ME TOO! REMEMBER ME YOUR TEACHER? Good one Angor Wot! See you guys can do it too. Is this how you guys are going to let jail make you jaded without a sense of humor like a crying baby. (see a joke, perfect this time of year) We could be starting another winning streak, in first place, in the midst of the holidays, with a couple of free days off work, and you guys could be having more fun I can tell. REJOICE WITH A SONG OR JOKE OR PICTURE OR INSULT i'll try again Rudy T was so drunk that when he found the trophy the next morning besides a condom he knew it was time to quit drinking or time to get rid of the trophy. (a mean joke, a holiday treat) I was trying to bring a little humor into the conversation around here but if its not warranted I understand, LOCK IT.............. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! ROCKET JOKES OR HOLIDAY JOKES OR CRAZY PICTURES AND SONGS..... no religious, racial, or sexually explicit pictures or jokes allowed obviously without a price to pay! I AM GOING TO BE THE DEAD FUNNY GRANDPA ONE DAY, WHO WILL YOU BE?
