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Yao Makeover

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by topfive, Feb 16, 2005.

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  1. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    To go along with his resurgence as a player, I say Yao needs a makeover of his image as well. Time for him to look more like a bada$$ on the court. Here are a few possibilities:

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  2. tycoonchip

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    Someone do Yao with a Fauxhawk (Mohawk)!
     
  3. hooi

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    How about Yao bald with the six white dots of a Shaolin Monk on the top of his head?
     
  4. DaDakota

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    Fu Manchu .....

    That would rock !

    DD
     
  5. Jrivas82

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    Well... since he's playing in Houston, how 'bout a bald fade or a taper?
     
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    The afro one reminds me so much of a Dave Chappelle skit called "Great moments in hook up history" LOL. Makes me want to see Yao dance with the broom...
     
  7. shawn786

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    I got my money on the Fu Manchu!
     
  8. mulletman

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    the fu manchu rocks. but i dont think his will grow in that thick (which isnt a bad thing)
     
  9. rhadamanthus

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    I think I just blew coffee out my nose. :D
     
  10. tmac

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    If Yao's like me, he's going to have trouble growing the "connecting" facial hair.
     
  11. MrRolo

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    The Yao goatee has me cracking up, it looks good on him but i just cant imagine him like that.
     
  12. Gummi Clutch

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    Isnt Shaq already doing the FuManchu???

    I think Yao should do something different, maybe "The Unibrow":eek:
     
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    goatee is acceptable for him amd most chinese fans. the previous prime minsyer of china . en lai zhou is that style.
     
  14. Center

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    I'd go with the goatee Yao.

    Makes you look like Chamberlain.
     
  15. The_Yoyo

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    I'd go with the Fu Manchu as well. I mean not to be sterotyping or whatever but whenever I see an asian guy with that I am like man that fool has to know like kung fu or something. Yao's intimidation factor would rise 10 fold. It'd be awesome too if he grew his hair out too along with the fu
     
  16. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    The soul patch is prolly best!
     
  17. franchise23

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    yeah that looks kinda cool on him.
     
  18. Uprising

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    The Facial Hair ones are cool, but I don't think Yao can grow it out like that. He will have to shave his pubes and glue it to his face or something. Or buy one, love the stripers do when they can't show everything.
     
  19. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    is it just me, or does the goatie one scream terrorist?
     
  20. nyquil82

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    I say fear the fro'. the only thing scarier than a 7'6 Yao when running into the lane is a 7'10 Yao. At that height, I wonder if 6 footers will even be able to see the hoop. I call it the "Kim Jong 'that thang is' IL!" style.
     

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