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[Yahoo News] Laker player shoved cashier

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  1. lauradelenn

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    (Let the Caracter/character puns begin!)

    Police: Lakers player shoved cashier
    AP


    – Mon Apr 25, 4:23 pm ET

    NEW ORLEANS – Authorities say Los Angeles Lakers forward Derrick Caracter was arrested in New Orleans, accused of public drunkenness and shoving a cashier at a pancake restaurant.

    Police said the 22-year-old player was arrested early Sunday and booked into jail on charges of battery, public drunkenness and resisting arrest. They say Caracter allegedly grabbed and shoved the cashier at an International House of Pancakes after he was refused service and became belligerent. The woman wasn't injured.

    Police initially said the cashier was pregnant, but later said that was an error.

    Authorities say Caracter was freed later Sunday morning on $1,000 bond. A Lakers spokesman said the team was aware of the allegations and looking into them.

    Caracter didn't play in Sunday night's playoff game against the Hornets.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110425...WMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3JpZXMEc2xrA3BvbGljZWxha2Vycw
     
  2. javal_lon

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    Caracter:Hello , can I get a hotdog?

    Cashier :sure , that'll be $5.35

    Caracter : Thanks (hands her a $5 and walks off)

    Cashier: Excuse me sir that was $5.35

    Caracter:Lady, I gotta go to shootarounds, I'll get it in a few..

    Cashier: Thats not my problem sir...What does shootarounds have to do with this??

    Caracter: Oh!!! I play for the Lakers!!!(smile, points at name on back of the jersey)

    Cashier: (sarcastically)Really........ I work for them(blank stare)

    1 minute of silence ensues

    Caracter: C'Mon ma'am..so you really gonna let me get by with 35 cents?

    Cashier: The way they mispelled your last name lets me know you dont play for them..You order that jersey from Eastbay???

    Caracter: (pushes her) ***** you bytch!!!
     
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  3. Carl Herrera

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    Sounds like the kind of **** Daryl Morey would do.
     
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  4. McNultyisDrunk

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    Especially if the cashier brought up the word 'assets'.
     
  5. javal_lon

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    repped
     
  6. Blurr#7

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    Well at least he didn't rape her like another upstanding Laker citizen. (alledged of course).

    Fact of life:

    Any "House" made of dough (Ihop,Waffle Hosue) late at night seems to guarantee trouble with the law.
     
  7. apollo33

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    Who? never heard of him
     
  8. Preston27

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    Dude has a total lack of Caracter.
     
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    Fixed
     
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    What do you want to bet that the Lakers after this season have a total lack of Caracter? :p
     
  12. rimrocker

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    Shoving? Surprised it wasn't Fisher.
     
  13. lank

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    Watchu mean you can't hook it up on the rooty tooty fresh and fruity?
    (push) B%TCH ARE YOU for real??
     
  14. Treeza

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    He seems to be quite the Caracter.
     
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    Cashier flopped
     
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    Was Derek Fisher moonlighting as cashier too?
     
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    uhhh has he ever played?
     
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    During a post-game press conference on Tuesday night, Derrick expressed his agreement with the cops' assessment, noting, however -- and with a substantial hint of resentful sarcasm -- the obviousness of the fact that "unplanned parenthood is almost always an error, man."

    He later added that both he and his victim will probably end up marrying too. "You know, to at least make an honest woman out of the [victim]." Then, with a wry, ****-eating grin that drew a much-needed roar of laughter and applause from his crowd of critics, he walked away on a high note, concluding: "And just like his daddy, kid will probably end up being quite a character."
     
  20. lean

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    That's the best part of this story. lol
     

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