I was sitting there, watching TV, and my dog had to go outside. Well, when she has to go out, she starts going crazy, running around, jumping on people, playfully biting whatever, and usually barking. Usually we tell her to bark if she has to go out, and she'll bark and we let her out. Anyways, just a second ago, I'm sitting in the edge of my seat, and my dog has to go, and she's running around. I tell her to bark, and she won't. So, I keep telling het to bark. Well, instead of barking, she runs up to me like she's gonna jump on me and just bites me in the nuts. She didn't bite hard, but it kind of hurt. I was really surprised. I couldn't do anything but laugh. Just thought I'd share that with you...
Hard or not that would still hurt the boys. Remember what Eddie Murphy said, "You don't have to hit nuts, you can just graze them." He was right.
Well, he was. I had a pretty traumatic injury to the area this Summer (I think I made a thread about it), and I will further his statement to this: you don't even have to take a hard blow to the nuts, all it takes is a major blow to that region.... Wait, that came out wrong. Anywho, let's just say that a pelvic contusion isn't fun in the least bit.
My dog punctured one of my balls this past summer. He's an 80 pound lab with a big bite. A soccer ball though.... what'd you expect?
Well, normally she does....it's just, this time, all I had was the crunchy peanut butter... That was a complete joke.
I had a collie that stood about waist high to an average male. If he thought I was being threatned he would push the other person away with his nose. So when my brother's came over all I had to do was push them a little and my dog would shove them in the crotch with his nose to push them away. It was quite humorous.
If my dog sees you raise your hand at someone, she will bite you, or at least growl and bark at you. It's very funny.
