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[WTF???] Marry Our Daughter

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by the futants, Sep 4, 2007.

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  1. the futants

    the futants Member

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    #1 the futants, Sep 4, 2007
  2. BmwM3

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    wtf they are selling their daughters. :eek:
     
    #2 BmwM3, Sep 4, 2007
  3. percicles

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    Haley is grossly overpriced. $100,000!!!!!

    I can only afford Cheyenne B. at the moment. What a bargain!!!!
     
    #3 percicles, Sep 4, 2007
  4. Lady_Di

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    my mom should put me and my sister there! i'm going to tell her about it tonight. she could make millions!
     
    #4 Lady_Di, Sep 4, 2007
  5. weslinder

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    #5 weslinder, Sep 4, 2007
  6. WildSweet&Cool

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    Before visiting the site, I figured it would be a Hindo (or other) site for arranged marriages.

    Upon visiting the site, however, it looks fake.
     
    #6 WildSweet&Cool, Sep 4, 2007
  7. Realjad

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    Damn, I thought they were going to pay me to marry their daughter..

    I guess no season tickets for me this year...except wait, the rowdie try-out :) cha ching
     
    #7 Realjad, Sep 4, 2007
  8. HOOP-T

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    This has to be a joke. Read the testimonials! CRAZY!! :eek:
     
    #8 HOOP-T, Sep 4, 2007
  9. BmwM3

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    They are asking an upfront fee of 5% of bride price if you want to get your daughter married. Looks like they are making some money!!
     
    #9 BmwM3, Sep 4, 2007
  10. Cannonball

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    “Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

    —Mrs. James P.
     
    #10 Cannonball, Sep 4, 2007
  11. Realjad

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    Hahaha ^^

    Not to double post.. But how did you come to find this site anyways? ;)
     
    #11 Realjad, Sep 4, 2007
  12. robbie380

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    lol i love how the 17 1/2 year old is the cheapest one.
     
    #12 robbie380, Sep 4, 2007
  13. A-Train

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    Only $6,000 for this one...probably the best bang for your buck (OK, bad choice of words)

    The blondes seem to be higher priced than the brunettes.

    And what's up with the lack of black chicks!! :mad:
    I want some chocolate thunder!
     
    #13 A-Train, Sep 4, 2007
  14. plutoblue11

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    Hey people....it's the United States of America...every man and women should be able to sell their ungrateful brats for the price of new Mercedes. :D

    Besides with parental consent...a girl can marry anybody she wants to.
     
    #14 plutoblue11, Sep 4, 2007
  15. plutoblue11

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    Funny post....!
     
    #15 plutoblue11, Sep 4, 2007
  16. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    "Marry Our Daughter"

    or

    "Marr Your Daughter"


    you decide...
     
    #16 Fuzzy Zoeller, Sep 4, 2007
  17. kyle_talley

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    hello, my name is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC...
     
    #17 kyle_talley, Sep 4, 2007
  18. hooroo

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    maybe it's the fbi collecting ips. these keywords are hidden in the header.

     
    #18 hooroo, Sep 4, 2007
  19. BmwM3

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    Hi Chris, can I help you?

    Ummm The Futants, can you please tell us how you found this website?? ;)
     
    #19 BmwM3, Sep 4, 2007
  20. ymc

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    Suppose you can marry a 13-year old but can you bone her after marriage when the age of consent is 18? :confused:
     
    #20 ymc, Sep 4, 2007
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